June 2nd, 2009

You know those people you just play off? And egg one another on in silliness? Skinny Bitch and I are like that. So are Krissa and I.

To demonstrate, I bring you the second portion of an email exchange which started with me saying I hurt myself in my sleep and she was urging me to describe it as a sex injury. Where, really, I probably rolled over onto my physio targeted shoulder, which is being mean to me. But? It had to be a sex injury, because it happened in bed. That’s when I shared that I had never had a threesome, my last twosome was a decade ago, and now I only have onesomes, since I got all discriminating with my sex partners and all. She’s pretty sure I should describe it as a sex injury though. Sheesh, she’s bossy. Which would only be annoying if I were obedient. So you’re welcome for the background. Maybe you had to be there.

Krissa: I dunno…. the true test is sleeping in the same bed with yourself. Heh.

witchypoo: I keep getting annoyed. Bitch snores.

Krissa: Get her some of those nose strips.

witchypoo: She’s selfish. Says it doesn’t bother her sleep any.

Krissa: WHAT A BITCH! I wouldn’t put up with that.

witchypoo: If she’s not careful, NO SEX FROM ME!

Krissa: Oh shit. You need to get into couples counseling. I mean you can’t let this effect your lives like this. It’s not fair to either of you! Heh heh.

witchypoo: I’d sooner just buy her the fucking nose strips.

Krissa: (The voice of Little Mary Sunshine), It’d be cheaper!


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13 Responses to “Yet Another Post Featuring Email From Krissa”

witchypoo Says:

My laziness now knows no bounds.

Krissa Says:

Yeah. But that’s what makes you so adorable… Heh!

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Nan Says:

Weirdos! I would NEVER have this conversation with my friends. We talk about knitting patterns.

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Ree Says:

You two need to take that show on the road!

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Linda Says:

hahahahaha!!! I love it!!

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Karen Says:

hmmm, knitting patterns? what a boring life.

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warriorwoman Says:

sex story would have been better.

what’s up with the world, no one can tell a lie anymore.

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teeni Says:

I think it is because you don’t cuddle afterwards! ;)

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talina Says:

I’ll take snores over rancid farts any day! Count your blessings lady, snoring is only an auditory offense. Rancid farts are an auditory and olfactory offense, double whammy!

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talina Says:

You just bought Tater this diaper too:

Thanks again! :-P Sorry about the snoring bitch.

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Hyphen Mama Says:

UGH. The bitch I sleep with has gas. AND BAD! Whooeee. She needs to stop with the beans and garlic. And for the love of all that is holy, open a window!

You are funny.

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Dean Says:

I’m just two willing ladies away from a threesome……