September 8th, 2008

A friend of mine, Bubbles, so named for her personality as well as her rather generous bewbs, used to work in a nursing home at one time.

She is a veritable gold mine of stories, and good nature. Kindness, and the ability to find the ridiculous in everyday things. She is quicker with a comeback than anyone I’ve met.

Bubbles told me a true story while I sat on a swing in her backyard. I laughed so hard I had to change my underwear. You gotta love friends who make you pee your pants laughing.

As she told it, one of the residents, Archie, was taking a turn for the worse. Fearing he was fixing to take the long dirt nap, the staff had summoned his children to be by his bedside.

In his confused state, Archie squinted at the circle of 70-somethings that were the fruit of his loins, and croaked asked aloud: “Who are these people?”

Bubbles: “They’re your children, Archie. They’ve come to visit you.”

Archie:(feebly shaking his head) “I must be some god-damned old.”

You can’t make this stuff up.

I have more stories that Bubbles told me, but these are for another day.

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15 Responses to “Who Are These People?”

lceel Says:

“… the long dirt nap …” Read by a man, on his Birthday, as he was already sitting there contemplating his mortality, realizing that all the good stuff is probably back THERE somewhere, and not UP AHEAD somewhere – the ‘good stuff’ consisting of of sex, booze and … well, forget the booze and money don’t matter, so, yeah, SEX and beautiful women.

But it WAS funny.

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christy Says:


who ARE these geezers!

I guess you are most honest toward the end…..(I was tempted to say, “Lou, is that true???” but it is the man’s b-day, for chrissakes!!)


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Krissa Says:

It’s kinda the same as the pearls of wisdom children give us. The truest truisms, there are come from the elderly and the wee. And they are the ones who aren’t afraid to say it!

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ABB Says:

I must be some goddamned old. hah! that’s funny.
So senility does have some funny moments to it after all.

Ree Says:

And there, we all will be someday. Hopefully ;-)

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warriorwoman Says:

I don’t want to get that old.

I want to live hard, die young and leave a good looking corpse.

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kailani Says:

I wish I could warrant a nickname like “bubbles”. hee hee

The Over-Thinker Says:

Since I see that Knudsey has yet to chime in, I’ll say, on his behalf, “SHOW US HER BEWBS!!!”

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Jenny Says:

“I must be some god-damned old.”

LOVE it! I might try to remember that in 60 years. O’course I’ll probably (still) just be peeing my pants and not remembering one funny thing.

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Coast Rat Says:

“I must be some God-damned old.”

Yep, I’m gettin’ there…

Neat post, kiddo!


lceel Says:

I’m in a better mood today – feeling a little less ‘mortal’. So I just wanted you to know that you had me at “rather gernerous bewbs”.

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mp Says:

I hope the older I get the bigger my sense of humor gets.

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ALF Says:

Aww – that is so cute.

And yes, a pee your pants friend is a quality thing to have.

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nan Says:

I worked at an Old People’s Home in Bournemouth, and I had forgotten how many stories I have from those days! Ray, who used to cheat at cards and “Win” all of Bill’s money every week… “Auntie” Liz, who called me Joan and knitted a long, long thing that unravelled forever at the other end. Three of my favorite characters of all time. There were others of course, but thanks for reminding me about Bill and Ray and Liz!

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Chris Says:

I only hope I’m that quick on the comments when I’m THAT old! (not that I’m all that fast NOW…. does dementia help?)

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