April 18th, 2008

It’s just about time to break out some of the search terms that landed people here. I have a Dr. Phil type question here: What were they thinking?

horny girl do big farts-I’ve never been so horny that I would do a fart. Once I did an old fart. Does that count?

accidental peeing in public-Would that be opposed to peeing in public on purpose?

what to say to a boy to make him horny-“I am willing to have sex with you.” That generally works.

iam a “bit geek”-Good for you! I’m a bit “rock and roll”. I have no idea why I was compelled to say this.

are meat juices contain blood- Meat juice IS blood.

how to make women horny without touch-Do domestic chores. Or buy them real estate.

witchypoo shart-Ah, at last, TMI brings me new readers.

psychic boob reading-Does this mean that I’m the psychic boob? Or are you looking for someone who reads actual boobies? Would they do that by touch? If so, I expect a lot of men might apply for this job.

how to call crows-I use the crow dating hotline. And mostly, I throw bread out in the dooryard for them. They like that.

farts made her horny-Which begs the question: What were you eating that your farts made her horny? Or can you play a Barry White tune with your rectum?

my husband farts too much what can i do-You could aspire to be the girl that gets horny from farts. That might work.

eye bleed photos-Obviously, someone has seen my crappy photography. I’m not legally responsible for any damage to your retinas. Do I need a disclaimer? Back off, then.

“i wear a crown” comment-Although in my mind, I am Queen of All I Survey, somehow, I thought my crown was of the invisible variety.

beansoup aprons-Why, oh why, does beansoup need an apron? Is beansoup a sloppy cook? Maybe I should ask Bacon?

touch him you go through me-You must be the ghost that is standing in front of him all the time. Stop it.

fermented excrement-I guess methane is the new meth. I had to google this, and really, it is being used as an hallucinogenic, which allows the kids to see dead people. Newsflash: You don’t need to huff crap to see dead people.

+”maxi pad”+”pee”-So is that like a training Depend?

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17 Responses to “Weird Search Strings”

iamthediva Says:

you have a lot of fart related searches… hmmmm….

Linda Says:

Funny! I love it!

Help! If you can. It seems I tried to fix my blog by reverting to the saved template and now I am unable to post. It’s reverted back to that day and that’s it

If you know what to do and can help, I’d appreciate it.

Linda

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Jenny Says:

Can you add “boob readings” to your r’epertoire? I do tea leaves, tarot cards and boobs–which do you prefer?

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witchypoo Says:

Diva: I do. I must be one fart smeller (smart feller) All those searches refer to the You can see your farts post.
Linda: Even though I blog from self-hosted WordPress and not blogspot, I can usually find my way around the dashboard. It requires that I have your username and password, however. Ask the Diva if she trusts me with it. And go look at her pretty masthead.
Jenny: I could, I guess. How do you think I found the lump on my boob. That had to be a boob reading.

warriorwoman Says:

there are some interesting freaks out there in the world.

and I thought they were all at work.

silly me

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Old Knudsen Says:

I believe meat juice is hemoglobin not blood. Crows also like to raid nests and eat other baby birds but hey that’s nature just like global warming, you may not like it but it happens, death is a part of life and all.
Why is it the arabs that always search for f**k and the Germans that search for kiddie sex?

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teeni Says:

LOL. Wow – what an interesting bunch of terms you ended up with. I was trying to figure which posts they all came from. Well, except the fart one, cuz I remember that one all too well. LOL

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kaylee Says:

HAHAHAHAH!!!!

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kailani Says:

What’s up with all the farting? LOL! I’m too afraid to find out how people end up on my blog.

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Kelley Says:

Seems someone else is getting a lot of fart searches too! But mine ALL have to do with sex or p0rn. Bizarre people on the internetz. Who knew?

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Marie in Maine Says:

You are also the Queen of the most interesting search strings! I never get ones as good as those!

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Memarie Lane Says:

How to make me horny:

1. Look and talk like Gerard Butler
2. Be strong, silent, and mysterious
3. Wear lots of black
4. Bathe often, to the point of obsession would be good
5. Play an instrument. Not the drums. But don’t sing.
6. Be intelligent, but not a know-it-all.
7. Once 1-6 have been completed, crook your finger in my general direction and smile.

That should do it.

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zoe Says:

dear god. i thought i had some strange searches! i think yours take the cake. you really have to wonder about some of these people.

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Kristabella Says:

People are just weird.

The End.

Oh, and Bacon would say Tempt A Vegan because what else can crazy Vegans eat BESIDES beans?

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Mylifeasmomma Says:

I am now frightened to know that there are really some freaky ass people around. Ew. I hope none of them live near me.

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B'dum B'dum Says:

mine’s only pretty small still, but “jesus nude” got 2 people to it on the one day.

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