It’s just about time to break out some of the search terms that landed people here. I have a Dr. Phil type question here: What were they thinking?
horny girl do big farts-I’ve never been so horny that I would do a fart. Once I did an old fart. Does that count?
accidental peeing in public-Would that be opposed to peeing in public on purpose?
what to say to a boy to make him horny-“I am willing to have sex with you.” That generally works.
iam a “bit geek”-Good for you! I’m a bit “rock and roll”. I have no idea why I was compelled to say this.
are meat juices contain blood- Meat juice IS blood.
how to make women horny without touch-Do domestic chores. Or buy them real estate.
witchypoo shart-Ah, at last, TMI brings me new readers.
psychic boob reading-Does this mean that I’m the psychic boob? Or are you looking for someone who reads actual boobies? Would they do that by touch? If so, I expect a lot of men might apply for this job.
how to call crows-I use the crow dating hotline. And mostly, I throw bread out in the dooryard for them. They like that.
farts made her horny-Which begs the question: What were you eating that your farts made her horny? Or can you play a Barry White tune with your rectum?
my husband farts too much what can i do-You could aspire to be the girl that gets horny from farts. That might work.
eye bleed photos-Obviously, someone has seen my crappy photography. I’m not legally responsible for any damage to your retinas. Do I need a disclaimer? Back off, then.
“i wear a crown” comment-Although in my mind, I am Queen of All I Survey, somehow, I thought my crown was of the invisible variety.
beansoup aprons-Why, oh why, does beansoup need an apron? Is beansoup a sloppy cook? Maybe I should ask Bacon?
touch him you go through me-You must be the ghost that is standing in front of him all the time. Stop it.
fermented excrement-I guess methane is the new meth. I had to google this, and really, it is being used as an hallucinogenic, which allows the kids to see dead people. Newsflash: You don’t need to huff crap to see dead people.
+”maxi pad”+”pee”-So is that like a training Depend?