April 1st, 2008

Ass Burger Boy saw me sitting in front of the blank editing screen of blogdom and asked me if I was going to update my blog. I have no idea why he likes to read it, except that the stories involve him and people he knows.

Today I have no stories. Late last night the smoke detector kept shreiking and the fire department sent a truck. Firefighters entered my flat and surprised the heck out of me, but the whole structure was searched and we didn’t find any real reason it went off.

See? If you cannot craft a story about three strangely-clad men barging into your house you might as well take the day off.

I’m gonna. My brain hurts.

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22 Responses to “The White Screen of Nothingness”

talina Says:

Love the tulips and I know how it feels to have firemen in your house. I am just glad nothing was on fire! Rest the brain, perhaps you can read about farts or asses.. I just did and it was FUN!

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Just Beachy Says:

Love the header as well. can’t wait to see another color besides grey, though…..hint….hint….hint. You don’t ever seem grey to me. ‘Cept today, today’s post is grey. Feel better.

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Mylifeasmomma Says:

Yeah everyone needs a brain break day. Too bad you didn;t have a story for the three firemen. Nothing like some hot firemen to make my day!

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Jenny Says:

Loving the new header!
Maybe your house thought you needed a little excitement and summoned the boys for ya?

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teeni Says:

Wow. Do they just barge right in? I hope they ring bells/knock on doors first. I mean, were you dressed, for crying out loud. And were they sexy? You know, that’s the kind of dirt we like. ;) Of course, you are allowed to take some time off every so often, but I just thought I’d give you a little fodder to work with if you wanted to extrapolate a little more for us. ;)

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iamthediva Says:

love the new spring header! very lovely.

i’m with Teeni, give us the goods! Where they Hunka-hunka-burning Firemen?

iamthediva Says:

and by “Where” i, of course, mean “Were”.

damn commentluv, why don’t you luv me?

warriorwoman Says:

hot, sweaty, worked up firemen coming to the rescue. and there were three of them.

lucky girl

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Old Knudsen Says:

‘Crash’ “wow” said Witchypoo “thats a big chopper” the fireman then got out his axe, “We heard there was extreme hottness going on up here, you blog naked huh? mind if we come in and search yer panty drawer for heat?” Witchypoo took the ice cube off her nipple “only three of you? ah well as long as I can handle the hose come on in big boys I have pizza for all” witchpoo stands up and a big wine bottle hits the floor, “woops my bad I forgot that was up there.” The firemen walk past ABB playing world of warcraft and shouting “I’m a wizard I’m a wizard” after a search for burning the firemen look around the flat, witchypoo says “who wants a slice of 12inch? no cheese, I promise” after a lot of hot dirty psychic sex only being interrupted by ABB comming in for pizza twice the firemen leave, 10 minutes later there was a knock on the busted door, “hello mam paramedics, we heard someone needed some medical attention and we were in front of the plumber who wants to check yer pipes” witchpoo sighs and says, Knudsey must be pimping me out.

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Jenny Says:

So I check back at witchy’s, just positive there’s been something brewin’ in the Firemen At Witchy’s story… and of course I was NOT disappointed! I <3 OK’s comment!

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The Over-Thinker Says:

I’m pretty sure that Old Knudsen scored the Peep of the Week award with that one. Pulitzer Prize winnin’ filth, I tell you. I’m pretty sure that I love him.

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Ree Says:

Beeee-yoooooo-tiful header. I can’t believe old Knudsen didn’t have something to say about the girliness of it.

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AssBurgerBoy Says:

knudsen needs to learn effing boundaries sometimes.

lceel Says:

I’m getting this impression …. it’s getting clearer …. Aahhh. Apparently, it’s fortunate there were three. For them.

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Veronica Says:

Heh, I had one of those days yesterday as well.

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Evil Woobie Says:

I had that day recently when my mind was on auto-reject. Like every idea on what to blog about got flushed out immediately that my brain’s blank again as soon as I do a few keystrokes.

:D

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jessica Says:

great new header. so fresh and clean looking. i recently had a smoke alarm alarm. wasn’t much fun.

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witchypoo Says:

teeni: They barged in while I was in my jammies. I didn’t much appreciate it.
Knudsey: I see you wrote my post for me. Somehow, I think it belongs over at OBB. It’s a bit salacious for my style. Ass Burger Boy was ticked that you said “The Wizard” when clearly, he’s a Mage.
Header comments: The header is courtesy of Linda at RS Designs. All I did was pick the image.
Just Beachy: I 86′d the gray yesterday. Still some tweaking to be done. Too bad you are so busy these days.
Diva: CommentLuv will display your last post as soon as you burn a feed. If I have any time after I do today’s post, I will nose around and do it for you.
All: ABB was very soliticitous today, asking me how I feel, and if it’s better than yesterday. It is. Somewhat.
The firemen: Were not particularly hawt. They were dressed in full turnout gear, not bare-chested like they are on the calendars. And I was not amused to have them barge into my home like that.

warriorwoman Says:

glad to hear you are feeling somewhat better. today is my day to feel like c-r-a-p.

can I say that? crap? probably not on tv. oh wait, I’m not on tv…….I’m on the internet

crap
crap
crap
crap

parc – see, I an even say it backwards

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zoe Says:

how come nothing like that ever happens to me….*whine*

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Old Knudsen Says:

Boundaries ? hahahaha and I didn’t even do details, you’ll have to excuse me I must be ass burgery too and just living up to my legend that some will laugh at the expense of others but draw the line when it suits them, that’s my mission statement, the N-word, the C-word all examples of that.

I thought mage was a gurls name, no peep for me, maybe an anti-peep.

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