The Art of the Kamikaze Visit

I was sitting down, gathering my thoughts for a post today, and saw a hookey-playing face at my door.

Seems Warrior Woman has a light work load today, and she buggered off to come over here, since she knew I would be home.

So, it looks like I will have to rethink my menu to not include any dairy products (even the tiny amount in a can of cream of chicken soup) because really? I’m all hospitable and fabulous that way.

Okay, Shephard’s Pie it is. I bought 50 lbs of potatoes on sale, and need to use those puppies up. The sack of basmati rice can wait, because it has a longer shelf life.

She brought wine. I’m signing out to avoid that pesky blunk drogging.

And how was your day?

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17 Responses to “The Art of the Kamikaze Visit”

ALF Says:

50lbs. of potatoes - good lord!

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May 1st, 2008 at 12:51 pm

moo Says:

I am guilty of buying too many potatoes because HELLO! POTATOES! … yet somehow (imagine that) I never finish the bag and they go bad.

Glad you found a yummy sounding use for your potatoes!

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May 1st, 2008 at 1:01 pm

nan Says:

Put a few potatoes on your mantlepiece, on pretty little stands. Ignore them for a few months and VOILA! Bonsai potatoes! Zen without the wait! Sean’s bonsai potato is looking great.

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May 1st, 2008 at 2:42 pm

teeni Says:

Oh, I smell shenanigans going on over there! Wine and shenanigans, I tell you.

Now, how do I get there?
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May 1st, 2008 at 2:45 pm

Mylifeasmomma Says:

Better give Warrior woman some chocolate and midol. I hear she is having PMS and she wants to kill people.
Actually just do whatever she says. Save yourself!

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May 1st, 2008 at 3:45 pm

Old Knudsen 2 Times award winning commenter Says:

Potatoes? what are you all Irish now? the other day Robert Shaw the James Bond baddie and star of Jaws came to my hoose, I told him to clear off I was blogging, people have to learn.

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May 1st, 2008 at 3:46 pm

Memarie Lane Says:

I love shepherd’s pie. I’ve gotten lazy though and I’ve been using tater tots instead of mashed potatoes.

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May 1st, 2008 at 4:45 pm

Kelly Says:

Hmmm…blunk droggin? Sounds like fun to me!

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May 1st, 2008 at 6:30 pm

The Over-Thinker Says:

Two words:
Potato Wine.

Three more words:
I’m coming over.

Seven more words:
Don’t worry about putting on a bra.

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May 1st, 2008 at 7:00 pm

Veronica Says:

Isn’t vodka made out of potatoes?

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May 1st, 2008 at 8:45 pm

Jenny Says:

‘taters and wine! What’s not to love?

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May 1st, 2008 at 9:30 pm

lceel Says:

Geez, that’s a lot of starch. Enough to make saggy boobs stand up and take notice.

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May 1st, 2008 at 9:43 pm

Amanda (Shamelessly Sassy) Says:

I love potatoes enough to buy 50 lbs at a time.

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May 1st, 2008 at 10:42 pm

witchypoo Says:

Note: Warrior Woman doesn’t emerge from her cave except to terrorize those at work when she is PMS ing. I think she prefers to keep the friends she has. As opposed to killing them in a homicidal rage.Last week, she passed on pizza because she was feeling unsociable.

May 2nd, 2008 at 7:55 am

warriorwoman Says:

one potatoe, two potatoe………

here’s one word:
fuck

what a week it’s been.

I like potatoes but 50 lbs of them could stone someone to death. or maybe that should be “potatoe them to death”.

humph, too much talk about killing going on with me this week. (my boss is alive, by the way)

vodka is made of potatoes, yes. That’s why Russians drink so much of it. It’s cheap and available.
Much like me, but you didn’t ask for that information…….

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May 2nd, 2008 at 10:29 pm

Just Beachy Says:

50 pounds! You can tell you live up north. here in the south you would be drowning in rotten potato stench. I buy 5 pounds and they go bad…Nothing worse than rotten potatoes….ewwwy. But, 50 pounds of wine. Now that would be a good investment, it doesn’t go bad.

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May 5th, 2008 at 6:49 am

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