May 27th, 2008

On the phone with Skinny Bitch, finding out what is new in her life.

SB: That’s odd.

WP: What is odd, Skinny Bitch?

SB: Someone has been touching the drapes. Why would they want to do that?

WP: (trying not to explode in giggles) Umm…maybe they wanted to look out the window?

SB: No, you don’t have to move the drapes for that.

WP: Do you suppose they’re messing with your OCD to get even for your perverse parenting?

SB: (gasps) They. Wouldn’t. Dare.

She may be right.


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19 Responses to “That’s Odd”

iamthediva Says:

The Skinny Bitch stories always make me laugh. :D

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daysgoby Says:

Loving the Skinny Bitch!

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lceel Says:

How does she know that someone touched the drapes? Fingerprints?

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zoe Says:

man. my curtains would have to be shredded into tiny pieces and spread all over the house before i would have a clue that someone had touched them….and my kids would dare.

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Ree Says:

Well, if they DID dare, be sure to let us know how it turned out, eh?

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Melissa from Pittsburgh Says:

I want to be SB’s neighbor … she would keep me in stiches! Oh no … she may drive me insane … so I’ll be YOUR neighbor instead and you can tell me the SB stories with animated voices and stuff! YEAH YEAH! I like that one!

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Loralee Says:

I totally think Iceel did it.
That guy is totally crafty.


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Jenny Says:

I <3 Skinny Bitch! As I’m reading this post… this very second Wynnie is insisting she close the curtains to make the room darker ( so we can play with glow bracelets) and I’m BEGGING her to leave the curtains and only close the blinds. DO NOT TOUCH THE CURTAINS. It’s impossible to get them to lay right if little fingers touch them. MY ocd self can relate to SB’s!

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teeni Says:

My cats are always moving the curtains. I suppose SB doesn’t have any pets other than her handsome dog?

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Angella Says:


I love these stories :)

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Talina Says:

Ha! No curtains here…. The cats climb them! How did she know someone touched them? I wouldn’t be able to spot that in a million years.

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AssBurgerBoy Says:

oh they would dare. Their fear of her isnt that great. They messed with the vase, turning it to mess with her, so curtains are just another cog in the machine that is “mess with mommy”.

B'dum B'dum Says:

are these the sort of curtains that’re held back at the bottom by a rope to give this sorta curve like a quarter of a circle on each side of the window, meeting at the middle?

I cant stand when someone messes that up too.

Wouldn’t phone someone up just to tell them though haha

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Veronica Says:

I heart Skinny Bitch stories.

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nan Says:

Oh witchypoo! I missed you so much! And how cool to come back to HAIR PICTURES! I love them! That enough exclamation marks for you?

Promise to post soon, it’s a little busy around here. Skinny Bitch would totally die if she saw my house. Assuming that she has a problem with knee-deep dirt and dog hair, with the occasional tarantula to make things exciting.

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Mylifeasmomma Says:

Okay my question is how the heck does she know that someone touched the drapes?
Does she have some nifty deal that she can shine on the drapes to see fingermarks?
Oh I know does she go over to the drapes and if her boobs tingle then she knows? Right?

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Old Knudsen soon to be 3 time award winning commenter Says:

Yer messing with my OCD by letting me comment on every other post as I think something bad will happen if I don’t comment, nope can’t comment on the one above but if I could oh boy would it be witty.

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Old Knudsen soon to be 3 time award winning commenter Says:

I do my hoosework naked and now I’m barred from the laundrette.

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