November 2nd, 2008

Okay, I’m a huge slacker. My blogversary was yesterday, and I totally forgot it.

My clock stopped again, at the same freaking time it had stopped the last time. No, it wasn’t 11:11, it was 7:00. Exactly. And? My nightstand clock, which is digital, died a sudden death at the same time, but I don’t have evidence because it doesn’t display anything. I’m asking myself: “What is the significance of a clock stopping at 7:00″? Is that a signal to get a life? Shaddap, rhetorical question here.

Halloween brought no costumed cuties to my door. I did hear a whump around 8 pm, and discovered that my front window had been egged. Now I have a dirty window and masses of candy. If only my outside light worked, I might have a chance. No kids want to risk coming to the door of a 150 year old dwelling that houses an old psychic. I did not dress up as a witch. I was in my jammies. I remember last year. No kids, but no eggs, either. Dang.

I’m still logged on to the psychic power network for twelve hours a day, trying to build up my customer base. If you get a random call, the deal is you build a relationship with that client, and they call back. The prices are pretty reasonable for a psychic line, and they give out promo minutes. My goal is to pay my rent on time, instead of half on the first and the second half on the 15th. My landlady is very kind. So far.

I now only have my computer to tell me the time. Think I’ll set up a screensaver with the time on it.

Anybody want any candy?

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13 Responses to “Slacker”

Angella Says:

I would have brought my kids to trick or treat at your house if you weren’t clear across the country :)

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Karen Says:

That is weird about you and clocks. There have been a couple of times I wanted time to stop, just for a bit, but that ole clock just kept on ticking. Sorry about the eggs, I have been there with that one, it makes a huge mess that can eat the paint right off the wall.

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Theresa Says:

Happy Bloggerversary! Have you tried a sun dial?

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Krissa Says:

My instant worry is that having the clock screen saver will, ultimately, disable your pooter. Do you dare try?
The digital clock not working is a strange twist on things. I have heard of and known, (my mither), of people who seem to have some sort of magnetic anomaly that makes dial face, wind up watches stop working, but you are truly a force of nature!
Now I want you to get a sun dial and let me know what happens. ;-)

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Krissa Says:

Oh! And the worst thing about not having any trick-or-treaters is the weight that causes you to gain when you end up consuming all that candy yourself!

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old knudsen Says:

Clean yer windys and make an omelet, I got one of them der Atoimic clocks that were on clearance at Walgreens, clearance is our friend. It runs on batteries but I’m afraid its gonna explode of course that would be karma for dropping the bombs on the japs but those buggers had it and still have it coming.
Remember the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month is remembrance day and its coming up soon.

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warriorwoman Says:

Happy blogaversary or however you spell that. My brains’ spell check is just fucked.

Candy I’ve had enough of after this Samhain. I don’t think I’ll gain any weight but I might need a dentist in a week.

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Ree Says:

Happy Blogoversary darlin. So glad you’re there.

I remember my house getting egged when I was married to Practice. He refused to wash it off, even though he was the reason that the egg was thrown… it was right after someone saw him “having fun” in the backyard by himself. ;-)

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lceel Says:

I woulda. If I coulda. But I couln’t. Cause I shouldn’t. Go that far.

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teeni Says:

Oh wow – Happy Bloggoversary to you! I can’t believe you got egged! Sheesh. It’s not like you are the evil woman on the street who scares kids away and tells them to keep off her lawn. It’s probably just because you don’t have any young kids so they don’t know who you are and therefore you are a target. They wouldn’t dare egg anyone they knew for fear they’d be identified. ;)

Jenny Says:

What kind of idiot eggs the 150 year old house where a psychic lives?

I personally consumed half of the 5 bags of chocolate we had on hand — which was purchased with ZERO intention of giving out candy on the 31st. Then I sent the rest to work with Mr Hyphen because I was pretty sure the sugar was going to kill me.

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Kelley Says:

I forgot my blogaversary too.

Meh.

We are above all that celebrating aren’t we?

*sob*

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Cat Says:

Maybe your jammies caused the egging? HAPPY BLOGAVERSARY!!!

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