February 27th, 2009

Some of you may recall the shocking news about my dear friend, Skinny Bitch, getting dumped.

This was unprecedented, or in her words, fucking tragic. She never had patience for women with broken hearts before, because she could not relate. She was all “Wah, wah, get another one, the planet is full of men.” SB literally had no idea.

She loved Hearthrob, but he had already made a promise to his former girlfriend that he would travel to Alberta and try to make it work. Even though his heart wasn’t in it after Skinny Bitch’s call. A promise is a promise.

I told her that she knew what kind of a good and decent guy Hearthrob is, and that I know he loves her. It was the only time she ever expressed any insecurity about herself. Ever.

I’d been wondering how she was doing, but could never reach her by phone. She’s too frugal to buy a computer. A $16,000.00 diamond ring however? That is an investment. Oh, yes, she did.

She finally reached me between shifts last night. What she told me wasn’t exactly a shocker, because hello? Psychic. I had also seen Hearthrob announce on Facebook that he had a new telephone number. Not an Alberta number.

They have been inseparable since he got back. He treats her like the queen she is. They’re really happy, and I couldn’t be more thrilled for her.

Every once in a while, though. she remembers how he blew her off for another woman, and she gives him that look. And in her mind, you know she’s going “You fucker.”

And he just laughs. He knows her well.

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15 Responses to “Skinny Bitch Gets Hers”

Linda Says:

Oh, I’m so happy for her. I think. I should be happy, right? Is she happy? Because I think that’s what’s most important. And I can’t wait until she wrecks revenge on him for dumping her. You KNOW that’s coming. And it makes great blogging fodder.

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lceel Says:

My Gramps used to say “Never look a gift horse in the mouth”. Too bad the old dead guy can’t speak to SB.

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Krissa Says:

Yeaaaa! for SB! And another bachelor bites the dust. ;-)

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Torch Says:

Well … if SB is happy I guess that’s what really counts … I say enjoy it while she can … can a leopard really change it’s spots??? “good and decent guy” hummm!!!

Ree Says:

awwww, a happy skinny bitch is probably a good thing, right?

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teeni Says:

Yay for Skinny Bitch! I hope everyone is happy. :) I’m such a sap.

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Hyphen Mama Says:

I’m stuck on the $16,000 diamond ring. I’ll take 2 and pass the salt, please.

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Angella Says:


Nan Says:

“Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t”, I always say. If he’s devoted to her, that’s good. And if she has “files” on him, better yet. There ARE worse things a man could do….

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willyummy Says:

Frugal? Well yes, I know and love skinny bitch, diamonds or computers? hmmmmm…. frugal and SMART!

Old Knudsen Says:

The Nazis didn’t smuggle computers after the war so diamonds is a good choice. Facebook huh? yer powers are great!

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Coast Rat Says:

Glad to hear that SB is back in the sunshine. Thanks for the update.

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Theresa Says:

Ooooh! I love happy endings :)

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Dean Saliba Says:

I have a feeling she is binding her time until he thinks it is all cool and BANG she will nail him with the ‘you left me for a another woman you bastard!’ arguement. :p

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Talina Says:

Is it bad that I would rather have spend money on a MacBook than a diamond?

It is good she got hers and is doing good. Now she needs a damn computer! I would die without mine.

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