November 18th, 2008

For once, I am speechless. The unthinkable has happened.

Skinny Bitch has been dumped.

Skinny Bitch and Will-Yummy

I know! She can’t comprehend it either.

I guess I need some backstory here.

When she had the terrible car wreck that left her in a halo brace for five months, she and Mr. SB had been divorced for some time. For good reason, I might add. She was more than a little bitter. Even fantasizing for ages how she could plot his demise, and get away with it. Don’t piss her off. She holds a grudge.

Mr. SB dropped everything, including his live-in girlfriend, rented his house out, and moved in to take care of Skinny Bitch and the kids. Heartstopper and Georgie were seven and nine years old at the time. He earned a lot of brownie points in my book for that. Not so much with Skinny Bitch. She holds a grudge.

Nobody but me believed this, but all the time this was going on, she and Mr. SB slept in the same bed, and didn’t have sex. Why? She holds a grudge.

Skinny Bitch compartmentalized her life. She kept a stable home for the kids, but she dated, went away for weekends when Mr. SB was available to take care of the kids, and? She fell in love.

For the first time in her life. Heartthrob was a beautiful man on the outside. Shiny, clean, long dark hair. Gentle, kind, smart and funny. The kind of man who never played mind games. Everybody who knew him adored him. The only thing that really really bothered her was their age difference. He was ten years younger. He still lived with his parents while he went back to school. He had no real ambition because he wasn’t big on accumulating wealth. He just wanted to live his life and be happy. Beautiful on the inside too.

Then her daughter, Heartstopper, turned thirteen, and all hell broke loose. The home situation required all of SB’s attention, and SB figured that Heartthrob could use some time to grow up a bit. They broke up, and Skinny Bitch tried very hard to pull together with Mr. SB to get the kids through this. They bought a beautiful house in a secluded neighbourhood, hoping to get Heartstopper away from her dirtbag boyfriend. The one who only went away because he was incarcerated for dealing drugs.

Mr. SB had his own ideas of raising a teenage daughter with a dirtbag boyfriend, and they consisted of believing anything she said and letting her do whatever she wanted. To say that Skinny Bitch was bitter would be grossly understating the case. She was the freaking queen of bitter. And? She was a wreck. I was very afeared for her sanity and well-being at this time.

Heartstopper turned eighteen, and Skinny Bitch began to accept that her parental say was over. She was still very bitter that Mr. SB sabotaged it with his dysfunctional parenting approach. She holds a grudge. Did I mention that?

Last summer, I knew that she was back to plotting Mr. SB’s demise in her head, just by the way she cut her eyes at him. I knew the end was very near.

She unlocked her insurance settlement after consulting with financial advisors, and bought herself a lovely Victorian house with a huge down payment. She said to me “What good is that money to me, sitting in investments, if I’m miserable?” It’s true, money can’t buy you happiness, but at last, she had her own space, where she had a say in her life. I was happy for her.

She asked me to email Heartthrob to find out what was going on in his life. He very generously donated server space and resources to me, so I could test out some sites I was developing. He also very generously had given me lots of development advice. Great guy!

Heartthrob was unattached, and they talked on the phone. He still loved her, and wanted to come over right away. I think if he had, he would still be there.

Skinny Bitch wanted to take it a bit more slowly. She called him a week later, and he was rather indifferent. A week after that, a man answered and said he had moved out to Alberta.

I never saw this coming. From everything I know about Heartthrob, he is not the kind of man to play games. The only man she has ever loved. And the only man who has ever dumped her. She was astonished as I was.

It’s been really rough for her. She can’t let it go. She has fantasies of them running through a meadow in slow motion, all happy and thrilled, and in the back of her mind, just a little, she is muttering “You fucker.”

Because, after all, she holds a grudge.

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25 Responses to “Skinny Bitch Gets Dumped”

Jacki Says:

Now why would a guy let a woman go who looks like that?!?! She’s very attractive!

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Cat Says:

teeni Says:

It’s hard not to obsess over things like that when they throw you for a loop. But holding a grudge isn’t healthy either. I hope Skinny Bitch releases all those grudges, and frees herself up to enjoy life fully. Nobody knows what the real story is with Heartthrob. He could be back, who knows? But regardless, she deserves some happiness.

lceel Says:

Poor SB. Has learned (the hard way) that ‘what goes around, comes around.’ It’s a karma thing and it has to do with holding a grudge. I feel sorry for her – but it is, after all, HER karma. She built it. Now she has to live with it.

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Memarie Lane Says:

I advise SB to get a Harley. It worked for my mother-in-law.

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Talina Says:

Poor SB!! It might be for the best though. Grudge on, I hold a grudge like crazy too.

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Spookygirl Says:

OH, poor SB!! I will whisper a little F*cker for her too! :( Sucks to be dumped..

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Spookygirl Says:

Forgot to add, LOVE the new header!! BEAUTIFUL :)

And yes, feel free to pretend there are no holidays, sounds good to me ;0)

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Ree Says:

Oh noes! Does she fancy a trip to Alberta?

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Krissa Says:

Poor Skinny Bitch! I think her anger is misplaced and she needs to woop up on the bastard that broke her heart! Track him down and extract revenge!
So I may have gotten a bit confused in all this, but, who is Will Yummy?

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christy c Says:

This will be good for SB, in the end.

I’m sure most of the people in the world have known about getting dumped a LONG TIME and as much as we’d say it sucks–it does–it makes you grow some extra compassion and empathy.

But it does suck.

I’m sorry it had to be with the “perfect” guy.

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Larry Says:

your title in Commentluv box on my site grabbed my attention — scanned through your post but will have to come back and re-read it.
Why or why does one have to be dumped and/or be the dumpee?

Coast Rat Says:

Great story, Witchy! Great Story!

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Nan Says:

Oh Duuuuude! Well, maybe he thinks she was playing games?? “I have to move in with my ex. We havent had any sex though” I dunno. If he’s never been married, he might not believe that!

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Dan Says:

How weird, you would have thought he would have mentioned it “Oh btw I’m moving in a week or two”. Maybe he was just a convincing ‘game player’.

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Larry Says:

Came back to re-read the post and just noticed my first comment didn’t get Commentluv-ed — HMmmm, strange things do happen I guess.

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rummuser Says:

Skinny bitch has to get real!

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Paunchiness Says:

That really sucks. But I guess you get what you give.

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whall Says:

It would help if the picture had little captions indicating who was whom.

For example, Mr. My-Teeth-Are-Photoshopped-This-White int he photo – is he HeartThrob? Or Mr. SB? Or is he a professional boobie grabber? Does he have business cards and conduct training sessions? More importantly, do the training sessions have willing volunteers?

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Angella Says:

She’s hot. She’ll be wooed by someone else in no time!

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Jeff Says:

Wait… she’s upset because she asked about and found out (after a long breakup, where she dumped him) that he wanted to talk to her again, and then refused to see him, and then he left without telling her?

What about that is his fault? She basically teased him. I’d be gone, too. Guy needs to live his life. Maybe the growing up period taught him that.

Sorry she got hurt – sounds like she’s had a rough life – but I can’t blame the guy.

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Theresa Says:

Did you do something to his teeth?

Somone Says:

Mr Big (Sex in the City) took years to come around – there may still be hope.
Disclaimer: I never watched a full episode, nor did I see the movie :-P

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SRS Says:

I wondered who SB was, so I snurffled around a bit and found some fun stories.

Grudges are dangerous. I watched family members grudge for years. I suppose it’s something to do with your energy if you have no greater ambitions. We all have our limits, I suppose.

Thanks for stopping by earlier.

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