February 5th, 2009

Have you ever noticed how little kids often have a language of their own, and can communicate with one another?

My brother, Mr. Trick, did not talk early. According to my mother, he really had no need to. Mom said I was talking at 11 months, and I’ve never really shut up since.

She used to call upon the secret language of children to have me tell her what Mr. Trick wanted. She often told this tiny story, complete with sound effects which I cannot duplicate here, and comical facial expressions, again, cannot duplicate.

Mom: Why’s he crying, witchypoo?

witchypoo: Ba didddle blup do blug?

Mr. Trick: Gah googah gee bah bah.

witchypoo: He’s got a pain in his belly. He has to poop.

It’s official now. I’m a poop interpreter.

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16 Responses to “Secret Language of Poop”

Hyphen Mama Says:

Can you add that to your resume?

“I read tarot cards, tea leaves, and I’m a poop interpreter. Which would you prefer during your reading today?”

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Hyphen Mama Says:

p.s. I ask the same of Wynnie “Wynnie, why is Mack crying?”

“He wants a snack”

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Natasha Says:

Me and my brother were the same way, no one understood him but me for quite a long time. I couldn’t understand why no one else understood what ka ba doodle meant, he was totally clear to me.

daysgoby Says:

So you’re the poop whisperer now?

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Krissa Says:

Well, bring your skills cause you know there’s volumes here at this house for you to get started on…? ;-)

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lceel Says:

Oh Christ – I understood every word.

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Angella Says:

We are ALL ABOUT the poop over here…

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teeni Says:

Nuts. Daysgoby was faster than me. LOL.

warriorwoman Says:


Now me gets it.

When you talk shit – you actually know what you’re talking about.

Silly me……..

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iamthediva Says:

i was the same way with my little brother. it’s weird. and i miss those days, now that we both speak the same language. lol.

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Cat Says:

That’s amazing! You’re bi-lingual for sure. Thanks for the shout out at Five Star Friday :)

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liddle sister Says:

Baaaaaahhahhahahah..Poop Whisperer! That’s funny :P

My older boys were the same, Dame didn’t have to talk, Josh did all the talking for him.

Talina Says:

Nothing wrong with poop. It is true that kids have their own poo language. Ever heard of elimination communication? Google it.

Ree Says:

Teeni AND Daysgoby beat me to my comment. Make sure you add that title to your business card, though, eh?

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Andy Bailey Says:

lol, I had to do the same thing but the other way around… translate what my pissed up dad was saying and convert it into something my little brother would understand!

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Dean Saliba Says:

One of my nieces is doing the baby talk thing and she will have really long talks with me but I have no idea what she is saying so I just nod and say yes.

Pretty much how most men react to women who waffle on! :P

*runs for cover*

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