October 13th, 2008
  • You may have noticed that I have a new header. Although it isn’t really chilly here yet, I asked Summer to design me one for fall. I like it a lot. I hope you do, too, as I expect it will be shown next fall as well.

  • I have also started the pimping campaign for the Psychic Power Network, where I faithfully log on most days from 11 am to 11 pm Eastern time. I am including an image link at the bottom of each post, along with my Dial-in ID. First time callers get 5 minutes for only 99ยข, but I get paid my regular price for it. I really need to build my client base there so that there is not so much dead air time between callers. So, if you’ve been wanting a reading, but not the full meal deal, this is a little snack-sized tidbit to see if I’m any good or not.

  • I got some new-to-me furniture for the living room, and it was infused with a chemical smell that a week near the windows and a bathing in vinegar and water did not dispel. I paid $40 to have it delivered, but had to write it off. Good thing that the room is huge, because it held at one time two sofas, three loveseats and an easy chair. Now it’s down to the more manageable one sofa, one easy chair and one love seat. Warrior Woman has new furniture now.

  • Ass Burger Boy was moved to actually clean his room. This would be because he saw a mouse cavorting and dropping deadly turds in his room. I counted 6 garbage bags full of unwanted stuff, and he washed every article of clothing he had. Some of them were wool, and they shrunk. Less stuff to put away. Heh. He has a hard time getting rid of stuff. People, I actually saw his floor. It was a special moment, although he preferred to send me pictures of it rather than have me actually go in his room and look at his actual floor. Dillweed. I well remember his sense of entitlement in accessing my room, especially one summer when I was naked in front of a fan. But I musn’t go in his room.

  • I won’t be logging on today because I’m having a meal cooked for me by Warrior Woman. Thanksgiving was supposed to be yesterday, but ABB decided to stay after church for a baptism. He had his own feast at the reception. He should be thankful I let him live. I had already determined I wasn’t going to get all wired up for holidays anymore. Last Christmas, he had dinner with his priest and his family. I only cooked a ham. And mighty glad of it too. He would have been wearing a freaking turkey if I had cooked one.

  • Andy Bailey won the Wordpress MU plugin contest! He will distribute the prize in a contest of his own, so be sure to register your site at CommentLuv dot com. If you are registered, and have your feedburner URL in your header, people can see where you have clicked, and what your latest posts are. Also, your gravatar will show up, if you have an email address that matches your gravatar email.

  • This is the last month to vote for me in the Blogger’s Choice Awards. I don’t know why I want to win this, but I do. They have thrown a wrench in the works by not showing the actual number of votes for the top three, and rotating the top three as well. I have no clue how many votes I have, but you can add yours to the mix. We find out the results at the end of November, and voting is closed at the end of October. Vote. Please. For me.

  • Whew. </pimping>

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14 Responses to “Pimping”

lceel Says:

I have been duly pimped. I have voted for you. Only because I love you and my mind is trying to imagine you, naked in front of a fan.

lceels last blog post..Oops! I forgot to name this one.

Karen Says:

If it was only a picture of the floor, how do you know it was HIS floor?

Karens last blog post..Thanksgiving Comes First

Jenn FL Says:

I will vote for you!! I love the new banner, however, I chuckled at Summer designing you a Fall banner …. just one of those days I guess.

I was told by my 10 y/o last night, that I need to start knocking before entering her kingdom.

John Edwards Says:

I think the new header is too bright or something, it almost hurts or agitates my eyes. That just may be me, other than that looks really great.

John Edwardss last blog post..Baltimore Real Estate

Theresa Says:

oooh… puuurty :)

Me vote for you looong time!

Marti Says:

Ha you are pimping yourself. Love it.
And I am loving the new header.
And why is it when we are parents our kids need clean rooms>? I remember as a kid I felt it was pointless yet I have now crossed over to that dark side where it all must be picked up. Does this mean I’m old?

old knudsen Says:

John Edwards the real estate agent not the alleged psychic ha! he got me.

I like the header its nice and autumny however I was raised using turnips as lanterns for Halloween and had never seen a real pumpkin until I was an adult.

Chemical smell in the furniture? did you buy from someone who cooked speed or furniture cleaned after a murder?

There were a lot of psychics listed and a lot of funny pics, nothing says psychic like an open shirt and a hairy chest, no not you.

old knudsens last blog post..Give Thanks For Knudsen

Krissa Says:

Now that I’ve been pimped…I’m feeling a little slutty…
BUT IN A GOOD WAY!
I’m off to vote for you, again!

Angella Says:

It isn’t chilly there? NO FAIR.

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Ree Says:

Love that header. Bee-you-ti-full.

Rees last blog post..Thank you Christopher Columbus

Jenny Says:

I love the new header!

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teeni Says:

You are a good pimp. I have whored myself, I mean voted, for you. All for you! ;)

christy c Says:

Love the header…..and I thought John Edwards was the politician.

I might get a reading.

I’m skeered though……

And this may sound stupid, but I didn’t know you went to church!

Andy Bailey Says:

I really like the new header, looks really professional!

thanks for mentioning the upcoming commentluv contest where anyone can win. I’ll see if I can get commentluv working for blogger blogs ASAP

ps. I called the power network but it was too early, I’ll try again when it’s during your ‘hours’ . do I get to speak to you in real life? wow, I can’t wait!!

Andy Baileys last blog post..CommentLuv wins the WPMU plugin contest!