Commenters here are wicked funny and they smell nice. Some of the stuff they write is so good, I just have to share. I can’t pick just one to highlight. But I can pick just one to receive the award. I have no formula, no rhyme or reason. I just dadgum pick one. Some of you are trying to win this award again. You can do that if you have multiple blogs, but I do like to spread the love around.
From Weird Search Strings
Marie reveals how to make her horny. We can’t pass that up.
How to make me horny:
1. Look and talk like Gerard Butler
2. Be strong, silent, and mysterious
3. Wear lots of black
4. Bathe often, to the point of obsession would be good
5. Play an instrument. Not the drums. But don’t sing.
6. Be intelligent, but not a know-it-all.
7. Once 1-6 have been completed, crook your finger in my general direction and smile. That should do it.
From Spring?
summer brings flowers,
brings bugs,
makes me run for cover.
well at least I get some exercise
From Grammie’s Present
Darn! I kept wondering who had hot flashes all day while the voodoo doll was on fire.
I loves me some arse. It rolls off the tongue much better than the vulgar ‘ass’. And your Grammie is all I aspire to be. Any woman that has the guts to BURN a voodoo doll is awesome in my book.
Our pal, Lucille, or rather lou ceel, reveals:
My old Mum lives with us. Grannie is 82 years old and sits all day doing genealogy on her laptop. That or playing online poker. She doesn’t hear very well, so we got her 900mhz earphones so she can hear the TV – she watches as much Perry Mason as she possibly can. She keeps saying “where do they keep getting these Perry Mason episodes I’ve never seen before?” I love her very much – but it must be fun where she is.
Knudsey has his say with me:
Ah the pressure to be witty and thought provoking or thought perverting as I do. Am I the only one to notice that you haven’t pleaded for votes or talked about money in over a week? What have you done with witchypoo you alien scum? I thought I’d seen the last of the blogging shape shifters when I blew up Uranus with my missile master 3000, hey if you take this comment the wrong way then yer just perverted or adventurous one of the two.
Warrior Woman, who always has something to say:
so that’s it, they left a transmitter somewhere in your head and now I’m a victim of “Big Alien Is Watching You” great, that’s just great your Netti Pot is actually an alien probe and you’re not washing out the snot, you’re putting battery juice in the thing. man………I knew all that pizza was too good to be true. alterior motives – you has em.
From Twins:
Knudsey totally cracked me up. You’ll have to put this on your other blog, Knudsey. It’s a winnah!
She’ll feel really feel it when the babies ‘crown’
You,too, can aspire to greatness. Just leave your funny or insightful comment on my blog. No pressure, heh.
