Sorry to inflict all this stuff, but my 100th post is right around the corner, and I want to use this . After all, it took me minutes to write.
51. My mom favoured the girls in my family.
52. My father favoured the boys.
53. My mom is dead; I am so screwed now.
54. I have vowed to never go to another family funeral since mom died.
55. I have already warned my old relatives of this.
56. I have been on television many times.
57. I was one of seven psychics picked for a documentary about us.
58. I once wore a burqua for a photoshoot.
59. A lot of my clients have become friends.
60. I have more rocks and crystals in my house than a body can carry without lots of help.
61. I have two crystal balls. I don’t use them for scrying.
62. There is a rock with the word “believe” on the windowsill above my computer.
63. There are also pictures of the things I hope to win with the $100 lottery ticket I bought.
64. I know a lot of artists. I often see the direction their work will go next.
65. They seldom believe me until they start doing it.
66. I have a good recipe for ice cubes.
67. I like to cook big batches of food and freeze extra for lazy days.
68. Every once in a while, I declare supper “fend for yourself” day.
69. When I’m bored, I like to mess with ABB’s head by changing the tp roll from an innie to an outie. Then I wait to see how long it takes him to put it back “the right way”
70. I saw a mouse in the bathroom a few days ago. I haven’t showered since.
71. I seldom follow recipes. I like to improvise.
72. I cannot sleep on an airplane, or any public place.
73. When menopause kicked in, I stopped having imaginary boyfriends.
74. Now I have imaginary grandbabies.
75. I don’t fear death.
Did you know that I have lovely crystals and artwork available in my newly made shop? You should go there and buy something. Unless you want to vote. Either is good with me. New stuff will be up later today. Feedback is not frowned upon. I’m new at this online shop thingie.
