Phone call:
“Is this witchypoo?”
“Yes. It really is your lucky day.”
“I’d like to make an appointment for a reading.”
We set a suitable time, and place (my office).
“One thing, witchypoo.”
“Yes?” (tentatively)
“I’d prefer to be naked during the reading.”
“Are you really interested in having a reading?”
“Yes, I am.”
“Here’s the thing, naked guy. It is good for the client to be relaxed
during a reading.
I understand that being naked makes you more relaxed?”
“It really does.”
“Only problem there is that I don’t believe I would be relaxed.”
“It’s very important that the psychic be relaxed as well as the client”
“I see.”
“I think you had best call someone else.”
Thought bubble: Wanker.
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