We were all crammed into a van, which boarded the ferry for a seventeen hour trip to Mooseland. There was Rye and Ginger, Illa, and Medicine Man.

Illa had generously offered half of her bed the night before, but neither of us was comfortable sleeping with someone, so it was an iffy nights sleep. And we had to be up at five am to catch the ferry.

There was entertainment on the ferry in many forms. I saw a little kid bouncing up and down in the video arcade around midnight.

Luckily, Tenderheart had rented a cabin, and various members of the psychic tour took turns crashing on one of the bunks in it. It was pure heaven to the sleep deprived.

Speaking of sleep-deprived, this morning Illa volunteered to go to Timmie’s and fetch us some breakkie. She asked if I wanted something, and I said I wasn’t hungry. I have no recollection of this.

But I digress.

On the ship was a husband and wife act in the lounge. I could tell by the way she cut her eyes at him that there was trouble in paradise that day.

He had a script of jokes, which he told well. He brought out this mandolin, which he informed us was his “girlfriend” adding that the wife was jealous of her.

Do I have a big mouth? Why, yes, yes I do.

I cracked “Does that bitch (the mandolin) make your supper for you?”

Immediately, the wife cracked up. Just lost it.

The husband? Not so much.

Will-Yummy and a few of his relatives hung out with me.

We always manage to have a good time.

I’m low man on the totem pole with these shared accommodations. Last one to get a shower, so left behind when the others run errands.

Will-Yummy and Tenderheart are showing the rellies around, and promised to stop by and take me with.

I have a plan. Let’s hope they remember the plan.

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18 Responses to “Moose Avoidance”

mp Says:

I think that was a classic heckle… good one!

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teeni Says:

Good on you for that crack to the comic! Seventeen hour trips on ferries do NOT sound like fun. So far it sounds like you have been avoiding the moose though so that is good. :)
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Marie in Maine Says:

Dang, I cannot ride a ferry. Last time I did, it was on the Blue Nose, to Yarmouth, so that’s how long ago it was and I still remember how seasick I was.

Good comeback to the husband, ayup.

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John Howard Says:

Psychic tour? Sounds interesting. I like your sense of humor. Let’s hang out in some imaginary future, where I’m in your part of the world.

ABB Says:

funny story.

Ree Says:

Ha! ABB wins for “most understated comment.” I know those “cut your eyes” looks at the spouse. I won’t say who cuts who, though.

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Krissa Says:

Let’s hope indeed! Glad you’re having a good time and giving as good as you get!

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Coast Rat Says:

Quite an amazing road trip!

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christy Says:

I don’t understand the psychic totem pole…..how are you “low”?

Sounds like hazing…..

I’ll kick their asses fer ya.

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Dean Saliba Says:

Sounds like you guys had a blast. :)

Dawn Says:

Agreed - excellent heckle!

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Old Knudsen Says:

You hippy types and yer sharing of beds, take me on tour next time.

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Coleman Gear Says:

Of course the big question is has there been a moose siting yet?

Linda Says:

Hilarious!

I’m using that line.

Although I may not say bitch.

Then again

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warriorwoman Says:

when I said “have a ‘good time’ on the ferry”, I meant , hook up with a stranger, shag him till you couldn’t walk straight and leave without catching his name.

bed sharing with friends was not what I had in mind.

sounds like a big ole pajama party.

glad you had a laugh anyway.

Marti Says:

I love what you said to that guy. Butthead needed to be reminded.

The Over-Thinker Says:

Just for you, the next time I’m pissed, I’m yelling out: “Son of a Mandolin!!”

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kailani Says:

Serves him right for comparing his wife to a mandolin.

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