November 12th, 2008

I haven’t been regularly saving my search strings lately. They are rather similar. Lots of searches for naked housework, and one that cracks me up because I’m sure it disappoints, is The Vagina Rocks. I get about 10 or so hits a day on that post. Here are some rather persistant search terms.

what do you say to make a boy horney? How tough can this be? Boys are naturally horny. Usually, just saying that you are willing to have sex with them is enough. Of course, if he’s gay, you might want to have your brother say it.

christmas pajama party I had a fun pajama party a few weeks ago, since I’m logged into the Psychic Power Network most of the time and don’t get out, it was more come as you are in my case. However, I’m thinking Christmas pajamas would be very festive and fun. We could all model our new Christmas themed jammies. Don’t be giving me ideas. I’m dangerous that way.

how to make girls fart The quickest way is to feed them beans. Or, in my case, meat. I did a you tube search for a video that I found hilarious. Makes me laugh. Every single time. I’ve watched it a lot. And I want to share it with you, because, dang, farts are funny.

During my YouTube search, I began to suspect that this querent wanted to make girls fart for reasons other than comedy.There was kind of a p0rn fart video. Yuck. Your search brought you to the wrong place. Farts are funny. That is all. Now go to YouTube. They have what you want.

hangy breasts porn I can only suspect the poor dear is no longer stimulated by his wife’s implants. Could have saved yourself a bundle if you saw that coming, couldn’t you, sunshine?

mcslutty That’s Horny McSlutty to you, missy. He was my first love, but he is still up to his old tricks. You are welcome to him. Just tell him you are willing to have sex with him. See above, in how to make a boy horny.

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25 Responses to “Mining the Search Strings”

Ash Says:

You make me giggle, lady!

I get a really common one, and for some reason, they keep searching and my site keeps comin up!

Gooey Holes.

Yes.

No, I’m serious.

For realz.

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Jacki Says:

Shoot, all I gotta do to get Peter horney is just say “I’m ready, how about you?”

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Cat Says:

I don’t even know what a search string is!

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Minnesota Matron Says:

Ha! The Matron must have psychic powers of her own, because Witchy Poo hit her out of nowhere and she hopped right over for a VERY fine laugh!!

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Ree Says:

My search terms are always so boring… and have to do with shoes, mostly.

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witchypoo Says:

A search string is the phrase that you type into a search engine. It returns web pages with that phrase. Naked housework gives me the number one listing for that particular search string.

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Krissa Says:

Yup. Those are some good ones.
Don’t you wish you could email the people that enter the searches, sometimes? There have been times that I have felt like I SO had something to say to whoever was searching for…WHATEVER.

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Talina Says:

Ha, ha… Farts totally happen like that in dance class too. And we all just laugh and laugh about it cause you are right, farts are so funny!

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Dan Says:

Hey you learn something new everyday, and some of those search terms are brilliant, lol!

Do you use google anayltics to find what search terms people are visiting on, or different software?

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witchypoo Says:

Dan, I just use Wordpress blog stats. I have access to many others, but I’m kind of small potatoes here. Wordpress serves my modest needs

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teeni Says:

Those are all good ones! I think I actually got naked housework too this month! It must have been something from your site or your comments on my site – that’s the only way I can explain it! :)

And the video makes me laugh every time too! There was just no way of covering that one up. LOL

Spookygirl Says:

OMG that was funny!!

Mine are never so funny :)

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Larry Says:

will have to remember to put on Depends undergarments before reading your posts — don’t you hate it when you laugh so hard you pee yourself?

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Paunchiness Says:

Thats a hilarious list. If I want to make my wife fart I just feed her anything that has dairy in it or some beans or just about anything. About an hour later she wiggles a little bit then giggles.

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Spookygirl Says:

Look at you and your prize winning self!! WOOT!

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Nan Says:

Makes me wonder what my search strings might be? I’ve covered a lot of stuff!

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witchypoo Says:

Nan, blogspot bloggers should be able to use feedburner stats or google analytics.

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Coast Rat Says:

You never fail to amaze me! Never!!!

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Karen Says:

yep. Farts are funny. Every time FabGrandpa does one, he always says, “I tooted”. It makes me laugh every time.

I love your search strings, what a hoot!

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old knudsen Says:

Us Blogspotters use Sitemeter, its free and you just need to click on out hit counter to sign up.

I have long since stopped looking at mine as they mostly turn out to be people in China or the middle east that google swear words.

I have no idea why they get me.

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old knudsen Says:

on ‘our’ hit counter, sorry I’m having trouble smelling words.

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rummuser Says:

What a video to introduce your post to me!

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Theresa Says:

kyaaah kyaaah kyaaaah. You made me snort my tea with that video :D

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The Over-Thinker Says:

Holy Jesus Shitballs, Witchy! I haven’t laughed that hard in forever! And the fart video?? Is there a way that I can somehow give that as a Christmas gift and not seem cheap?? Seriously, I am totally sharing this post with at least 50 co-workers tomorrow.

Seriously, I’ll probably be looking for new employment on Monday.

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Jenny Says:

Your mining does turn up some gems, doesn’t it?

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