Sometimes, it’s tough to dredge up a post involving search terms for me, because a lot of them are similar. So when I see one that is mildly intriguing, why I just paste it into my editor and save it until I get a few I can reply to. Here is the current crop. Do you notice a theme?
i fart a lot never poop A fart is your body’s signal that a poop is imminent. Ignore it at your peril, and periodically produce painful, rock-like waste matter.
punishment for farting See above. That? Is punishment.
funny poopy It must be the 10 year old boy in all of us, but yes.
does colonic irrigation stop me farting No, it doesn’t. But it does make your magnificent farts visible
“hair in rollers” Just don’t sleep in them. Painful.
cleaning the house naked Yes. But no cooking with hot oil or bacon. Ouch.
“sex with shoes” How would you obtain the consent of said shoes? And what kind of a fit would that be anyway? (Tab A, Slot B, I don’t think so)
skinny bitch real? One hundred percent real. I read the stories to her and she congratulated me on my excellent memory. Only thing changed is the name.
i know i can be a bitch Don’t worry. Even bitches have friends. Usually people who enjoy being pushed around and yelled at for no reason.
