I got a call from Warrior Woman a few minutes ago.
WW: “What’s wrong?”
WP: “Whaddya mean, what’s wrong?”
WW: “I’ve been checking your site all day, nothing.”
WP: “I didn’t write anything today. If you subscribed in a reader, you wouldn’t have to check, you’d be notified when I update.”
WW: “I know that. But why?”
WP: “I just don’t have anything to say today.”
WW: “Like PMS?”
WP: “I don’t get PMS. Never have. More like laziness.”
So, if anyone is worried, I’m just lazy and slightly antisocial today. But also, slightly bloated.