January 14th, 2008

I was talking with Zoe last night, and her youngest was not able to get to sleep.

I got to telling her how old people used to give their grandbabies what they called a sugar tit. My Grammie swore it helped a colicy baby. Personally, I think it helped the baby mama much more.

Here’s where the regional aspect comes in. The old folks would then dip the sugar tit in whiskey or rum. Wahlah! Sleeping baby. It might be an indication of the enthusiastic rum drinking done hereabouts.

If your kids stay over at Grandma’s, you might want to ask her what exactly is in the “magic hot chocolate” that she makes them. Old ladies can be sneaky.

One of things I didn’t mention in my post about Bluenose Vernacular was the ever popular Canadian Tire sleeping pill. Since Wikpedia doesn’t have an entry for it, you will have to trust me that this is a phrase that is thrown around a lot hereabouts. Canadian Tire sells tires, yes, but is a major source of hardware and guy stuff. Therefore, the Canadian Tire sleeping pill is a hammer. Apply once, hammeree goes to sleep.

I wonder if these things are what they mean about the good old days?

Edit: I should have known there was a big weather system on the way. I’ve had wicked sinus headache pain since yesterday. Here’s hoping I don’t lose electrical power during the nor’easter that is due to blow through this evening.

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21 Responses to “How To Get Your Baby To Sleep, Nova Scotia Style”

Ree Says:

Mmmmmm. Hot chocolate. Peppermint Schnapps. A warm blankie. SNRRRXXXXX.

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teeni Says:

Oh my goodness – this one gave me a giggle. Is it evil that I crack up over the thought of using a hammer on a baby who won’t go to sleep? I only think about it in a cartoon-like fashion (not a real life bloody gorey fashion), though, so hopefully that saves me a little. ;) Also I’ve heard my dad talk about when he was younger they used to give a child a bit of whiskey to numb a toothache until they could get to a dentist. Not sure that was the best “medicine” but it was part of the good old days for him.

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Sarcastic Mom Says:

I think there in the US the popular equivalent of a Whiskey Dipped Sugar Tit is “Benadryl.” Heh.

(btw, this doesn’t work on Braden. ARGH.) ;-D

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Moolahking Says:

Poo..!!!

Well, i don’t have any kids, yet.. I don’t know when the time comes, though..

Anyway, i won in BloggerNoob contest. But I still love you.. :)

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RaeJane Says:

’round here we say, “get the frying pan”
Cause one whach will put you out all night!

Course, we don’t actually get the frying pan.. humor, it does a soul good.

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old Knudsen Says:

I used to get rocked to sleep everynight until I learned to fear the rock and go to sleep on my own. I still have a fear of pebbles, stones and rocks.

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nan Says:

My first baby was colicky. I got A LOT of advice! The best was when I was caught wringing out cloth diapers. “AAAAAK! No WONDER de poor Chile belly hurtin’! When you wring de diapers, it does make he belly wring-up! You have to PRESS them, see?” Sympathetic Magic!

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Veronica Says:

The times I have thought about doing this kind of thing don’t bear counting.

Sleep, sleep, glorious sleep.

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witchypoo Says:

Heh, I’m glad you know I was kidding! Knudsey Now THAT is getting rocked to sleep!
I’m sure we all had these fantasies from time to time. I used to make a fist and pretend to wallop the kids on the head, while making cartoon noises. It helped.

Leanne Says:

Here in central Canada we called it gripe water, and ten years ago it had a lot of whiskey in it. ;)

When I lived in the States the one thing I missed most about Canada was Canadian Tired. How sad is that?

kaylee Says:

YEs teeni thats wrong ;) LOL i am guilty of llaughing too :P

Thats a good idea though that wouldnt put me asleep its just sugar me up! Oh by the way i cant sleep most nights! maybe thats cause i am constantly in pain? ;)

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BlueBella Says:

Generally the one thing that works for my babies is to lie them down. For some reason they don’t really like being rocked much and would rather self soothe to sleep.
It is very strange, but probably due to being in the NICU for 6 weeks where they couldn’t be rocked much. So I have reinforced it at home.

Ok I’m no help! Also, be careful with honey and babies under 1 year old.
Ah, everyone else’s comments are funny!

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kailani Says:

I’m all for whatever works!

Keep safe during the storm!

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Jenny Says:

Oh, I could use a sugar tit about 4 o’clock every morning. Or a Canadian Tire sleeping pill. Something!
In my house it’s teething time… equals no sleepy for baby and no sleepy for mommy. He’s got a set of lungs on him, that little bugger. Can’t ignore him and go back to sleep.

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cookiebitch Says:

Hope this finds you with the lights on.
I say whatever gives mothers an extra hour of peace is a good parenting tool. Bring on the rum!

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witchypoo Says:

Leanne: I remember gripe water for two colicy boys, sans whiskey, for all the good it did. A ride in the car did the most good. Not wise to drive when you’re dead tired, though.
teenie and kaylee: It was funny. I don’t think it’s wrong to laugh at this stuff, maybe not the best parenting to actually do them, but fantasies? nah.
Jenny: Did you see the Oprah show that featured a woman who discerned the pre-cry language of babies? Fascinating. I wrote them down, and promptly spilled coffee on them. Der. Couldn’t find it on the net, either.
cookiebitch: In my case, the lights are on,but nobody’s home.
Nan: I got lots of well meaning advice, and then the MIL said: “How would I know? It’s been over 25 years since I had a baby to care for.” Charming.
I know I missed something, but as Veronica said: “Sleep, glorious sleep.” I need me some.

nan Says:

Old knudsen’s comments rule.

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zoe Says:

do you know what time the little diva finally hit the hay??? 11:45. i am wondering if magic hot coco was involved in her 4 hour nap for grandma. the boys know to stay clear of magic coco and grandma’s special water-aka-gin and tonic. i hope you are feeling better! sinus headaches are a bitch!

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