My first puppy love boyfriend (as opposed to having a boyfriend just for the sake of it) used to tell stories to entertain me.
He had some crazy friends. Horny McSlutty and his sidekick, Stoopid, were visiting a fellow who had a small blacksmithing operation going on in his yard.
They watched the man as he heated a horseshoe in the fire, then dunked it in water, and placed it on a stump. This was done outside. Very small operation.
Stoopid wanders over to inspect the horseshoe, picking it up. He drops it immediately.
The blacksmith guy grins at him and asks: “Hot?”
Stoopid: “No. It just doesn’t take me very long to look at a horseshoe.”
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