July 11th, 2008

My first puppy love boyfriend (as opposed to having a boyfriend just for the sake of it) used to tell stories to entertain me.

He had some crazy friends. Horny McSlutty and his sidekick, Stoopid, were visiting a fellow who had a small blacksmithing operation going on in his yard.

They watched the man as he heated a horseshoe in the fire, then dunked it in water, and placed it on a stump. This was done outside. Very small operation.

Stoopid wanders over to inspect the horseshoe, picking it up. He drops it immediately.

The blacksmith guy grins at him and asks: “Hot?”

Stoopid: “No. It just doesn’t take me very long to look at a horseshoe.”

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21 Responses to “Horny McSlutty and Stoopid”

Memarie Lane Says:

LMAO!

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ALF Says:

Now that is an excellent comeback.

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teeni Says:

LOL! I wonder how Stoopid would’ve handled the electric fence episode I had? Maybe he and I are related. ;)

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warriorwoman Says:

excellent.

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lceel Says:

“And I ALWAYS stick my fingers up my ass.”

That was the NEXT thing he said.

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mp Says:

Can you hear me groaning from here?

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Krissa Says:

I am sure you hang with a much for sophisticated crowd now… well, at least smarter!

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Old Knudsen Says:

Every crowd I’ve always been in has a dumb one I suppose it makes the rest of us feel smart and no it was never me.

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Melissa from Pittsburgh Says:

CLASSIC … me loves STOOPID!

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Christy Says:

I’d have picked it back up cuz I’m stub-BURN.

Blacksmiths are mean, “I told you so” types! And I would have guessed they would be zen…..

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Ree Says:

Nice recovery!

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Myst Says:

Ha ha ha!

I love it!

G
xx

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Marie in Maine Says:

That almost beats the time my brother chopped the tip of his finger off while choppin’ up cedar for kindling.

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Angella Says:

Ha!

That is my Dad’s (and mine, by default) sense of humour.

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joanharvest Says:

Oh, that is too funny. You just gave me my laugh of the day.

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Posh Totty Says:

PMSL!! excelent :o D Xxx

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Jenny Says:

Nicely done Stoopid!

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Talina Says:

Ha, I remember the days of “having a boyfriend just for the sake of it”… Some day I’ll to the heating a horseshoe thing, I wont pick up a heated one though! LOL

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