April 16th, 2009

I don’t think you even want to click over from your reader unless you want to read about craptastic stuff that doesn’t empower you. If that’s where you’re at, pull up a chair. I have coffee. Help yourself to some. You’ll need it to stay awake.

  • I have an uninvited houseguest. I’m actively plotting her murder. And she is pregnant. I can tell by her size and the way she moves when she scurries under my stove. I’m silently imploring her to eat the poison I left under the stove. Night before last, she was so bold, she came into the living room.
  • I hate meeces to peeces.
  • There is something in the airwaves today that is sucking the emotional life out of my clients. Honestly, I had two in a row that I was totally unable to inspire, even when I saw good things for them. They sucked me into their vortex of despair. Well, I don’t feel despair, just really, really tired.
  • I had plenty of sleep last night.
  • I have a cavity that is increasing in size due to a phobia. I was 18 when I went to the only (so-called) dentist in my area. It was hugely traumatic. His hands were dirty, his breath smelled of alcohol, and now I cannot tolerate any hands or tools in my mouth. It felt like a form of rape.
  • I have a doctor’s appointment to get a referral to an acupuncturist for the terrible pain in my shoulder and arm that anti-inflammatory drugs do not touch. I’m terrified of narcotics. I never want to have another MRI. Non-invasive, my left foot. It took me three full days for my energy field to right itself from the last one. And surgery? I don’t think so.
  • I’m going to ask for antibiotics at the same time for the tooth. So I can make the appointment, take a few happy pills, and have no infection when the torture dental appointment happens.
  • This has become the anti Grace in Small Things, hasn’t it? Sorry, Schmutzie.

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19 Responses to “Grace Minus One”

Joie at Canned Laughter Says:

I know exactly what you mean about the MRI. I can remember how black my son’s aura was when he came out of one years ago. What IS that?

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Judi Says:

I’ll always click over for you. I hate the dentist as well, for kinda the same reason…. You can do it!

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iamthediva Says:

i like to click over here. ;)
i’m not such a fan of mice either, i hope you get it…

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yanicka Says:

Sorry for the uninvited guess

Can’t help everybody

This might cheer you up!!!


Angella Says:

My brain is too tired from taxes to think of anything to say…

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talina Says:

How about a chiropractor? I LOVE mine to pieces. None invasive, gentle, knowledgeable about complimentary medicine. Seems like just what you need my dear.

I am an emotional drain today too so I wont stay long… Can one drain you via the internet? Hmm, hope not. If so, I am sorry.

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Dean Says:

Thanks for a coffee!

Hyphen Mama Says:

That is why I LOVE my voodoo dr. She’s a chiropractor AND acupuncturist all in one. Then she connects my 22 chakras ( I KNOW…. 22? WTF!) and I’m smooth sailin’ for at least 13 hours before I fall all to pieces again.

My brother currently has 17 mice, the mommy is pregnant, and he’s actually feeding them organic food. I have GOT to get that post finished and published.

Now I’m in the mood for coffee… off to make some. I hope you get your energy back.

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Linda Says:

We, thank bob, did finally rid ourselves of the meeces. My parents are now battling them. Only they have rats! Oh yes! Rats! And they are big ones!

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Ree Says:

I have a terrible phobia of Dentists. TERRIBLE.

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teeni Says:

Dentists terrify me to this day. I don’t know why as I haven’t really had a bad experience but I still distrust them and am afraid of them. Also, why is it that people will discuss getting second opinions when it comes to medical doctors but nobody ever talks about that when the subject is a dentist? No, we all just blindly accept any treatment he prescribes and don’t get a second opinion or question his thinking. Freaky. Nobody should have that much power. :shock:

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Nan Says:

You could get a cat, they are pros at getting rid of unwanted guests of all types. (Mice, mothers-in-law…) Good luck at the dentist. They are better these days, really.

Thanks for the coffee!

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Old Knudsen Says:

I hate mice, I hate dentists and I hate emotional despair. The media and world consciousness about the recession and the losing of jobs etc is getting to people that normally wouldn’t have a care in the world which is why Obama had better be the new Jesus or Superman because the world needs it.

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Krissa Says:

Bless your heart! I am thinking ONLY good, positive things for you! And very, direly bad ones for the mouse. :-(
So the MRI affected your energy field, huh? Wonder if getting one would fix mine? ;-)

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zelzee Says:

Mice freak me out……..actually any of those furry little creatures freak me out!!

I found a great dentist who is absolutely bizarre. Makes for the most entertaining of root canals!

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lceel Says:

A person’s aura is an expression of – the visible evidence of – the electrical energy (and resulting magnetic field) within one’s body. MRI’s just totally fuck with that. It takes days for the body to re-align its energy field, because, where IT is so subtle, the MRI is like a sledge hammer that totally overpowers the body’s field, spinning it completely out of whack.

I’m sorry about that whole dentist thing. I hate Dentists, as well. Fortunately, I have no cavities.

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Melissa from Pittsburgh Says:

Follow me, K? I’ll follow you too. Have to find ya first.


Sorry about the rest – you are right there is nothing I can do for ya, but wish you the best of luck with all of that.

And there must be something going ’round. Feeling sorry for myself too, I HATE when this happens. Nothing can really bring me joy.
Time heals all.

Stay away from the doom for a bit, let it pass, it will.

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Minnesota Matron Says:

Honey — you will eventually have to go to the dentist. Trust me, you can find a good one and feel nothing — although I’m sure my recent trauma didn’t help your phobia one darn bit. I hope the universe realigns for you soon!

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