February 6th, 2008

I have always admired resourcefulness in a person, and Ass Burger Boy practices that quality with reckless abandon. When he was little, he loved to take things apart. I think he was hoping to catch the items in the act of working, so he could see how it was done. After I instructed him to remember the sequence of disassembling, he then reversed it so he could actually put things back together. He may have Asperger’s Syndrome, but he’s wicked smart.

Even though I aced my hardware course in school, he has far better eyesight than I do, and I get him to do all the hardware stuff. He’s that good.

Recently, we had a crisis at casa witchypoo. His internet connection was not working. It could be the Microcrap router, but it could also be his wireless card.

His priest also had a bit of a geek crisis. Seems his baby boy dropped the external hard drive enclosure for his laptop (while it was connected and running!), and the delicate platters of his 250 GB hard drive did not take kindly to the fall. Since his internal hard drive was only 6 GB, he had a need.

ABB has been lusting after a laptop for some time now. He figured if the router was at fault, then he could always go somewhere else to play World of Warcraft. Laptop goes where the lap goes, you know.

He proposed a trade with his priest, who readily accepted, because ABB’s desktop has a speedy processor and a 250 GB hard drive. Also, ABB set him up on his laptop in the first place, and got it all tickety-boo.

ABB was over the moon. He has the laptop he always wanted, (Toshiba Satellite!) and the wireless card works on the router. The router will still need to be replaced shortly with a faster one. After all, I have the blazing 15 MB connection, might as well get as much router as possible to handle it.

More resourcefulness: Since the router was behaving petulantly, and I noticed that it was quite warm to the touch, ABB said he would do what I did for hot flashes, and trained a fan on it. Bingo! Smart, resourceful guy.

Only drawback with the laptop is that it needs more RAM. He can’t play WoW with what is on the machine. He also wants a bigger internal hard drive, so he doesn’t have to lug around the 80 GB drive that I had to spare. (The one that had all the funny military images I needed to access anyway) Who needs three hard drives? Not me. After transferring the data from the 80 GB drive, I still have 125 GB free on my secondary drive.

This was the impetus to open a shop. We want to fund our computer habits.

I have crystals galore, and some of them have been specially worked on by my shaman friend in Texas, the fabulous Lucy in da Sky.

I have gotten a few orders for my purple plates through this site, but the amount I make on them is laughable. I don’t want to raise my prices on them at this time, because I want them to be accessible to those who need them.

I also have artist friends, and I would like to market some of their offerings in the shop as well. I need one of them to come over and take pictures of my pretty crystals and artwork. Stop in from time to time, and see what is up. I like to change things up on a regular basis. My shop page is on my navigation bar. It’s a handy thing. I will have a new item up later today.

If you aren’t up for funding our computer habits, I understand. You can always vote for me.

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30 Responses to “Getting Lemons, Selling Lemonade”

lceel Says:

I am so jealous - 15MB bandwidth!! Sounds like ABB is a wheeler-dealer. Good for him.

BTW - I like PB&J with Banana & Bacon. They make ‘em for me at Potbelly’s (local sandwich shop). I make it at home, sometimes, when I can get away with fryin’ up some bacon - because otherwise my sons will eat the bacon before I can get the sandwich made.

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Tasha Says:

What a crazy coincidence! With all of my crazy computer troubles, this loaner laptop from my dad happens to be a… Toshiba Satellite! lol

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Jenny Says:

Here me sits, typing on my Toshiba Satellite! I love her. She’s an old goat and gets temperamental, but she’s a good girl and I refuse to toss her out like yesterday’s bath water. 15MB bandwidth….what a dream what would be! I might have to take out another mtg on the playhouse and get me one ‘o them thar crystals!

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cookiebitch Says:

I’m up for shopping! You know me :) Plus, some of the stuff you’re talking about sounds fab, and if I’m supporting a fellow blog addiction, so be it!

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witchypoo Says:

lceel My connection speed doesn’t mean much when I have to go through a router. When ABB leaves the house, I can hook up directly to the cable modem and whee! but otherwise, I am pretty much restricted to the speed of the blankety blank router, and the nic card, of course.

witchypoo Says:

Tasha, and Jenny: His laptop is a sweeeet machine, even though it only has 256 Megs of RAM. (The one he traded has a gig of RAM) And? It’s real purdy. Has a nice cobalt blue finish. He says he will lend it to me so I can blog on the road when I travel this summer. That means I don’t have to set aside money this year for a laptop, I can concentrate on the digital SLR. Yay!
Jenny, if you want that crystal ball, I will include the stand.
Because I wuv you.

Joe Pennant Says:

I may have a cheap solution for you…

Dell. There are a lot of old ones floating around, particularly dead ones.

Find a Dell C600 say that doesnt boot, but has a drive and memory and working LCD. (I got one for 25 bux off ebay.)

Find a new motherboard for the C600 on ebay. (I got one for 10 bux).

Download the service manual for the C600. (Free.)

A fine point philips screwdriver and the ability to take things apart in order and put it back in order.

Voila - a modern working laptop.

Which is how I have the Dell Im using to run Linux.

Im just sayin’. :)
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witchypoo Says:

Joe: Dawg! Hunny!
He has already made the trade. Done deal. He is going to ask the priest if he has some work for him (serving on the altar for baptisms, etc.) so he can buy the RAM he wants. He can take laptops apart, no problem. I’m selling stuff to get a digital SLR. The pictures I’m taking right now suckity suck suck, partly because of my eyesight, but I also cannot focus the kodak easyshare I have. I’m trying to take photos of crystals I have to sell, and they aren’t being displayed properly.
I’m thrilled that you commented, and will keep your ingenious plan in mind.
Since this is my pal’s first comment, his URL isn’t normally displayed. If you want to feast your eyes on some FOINE photography, Check him out

evilwoobie Says:

That crystal ball on your shop is just waiting for my hands! Though the artwork looks beautiful too.. and the quartz!
Do you have arrangements for international sales? :D
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frogpondsrock Says:

mmmm crystals mmmm .. the last photo of this weeks weekly winners is a close up of one of the offsprings crystals.. well a slice of one..

and of course you may have one of my sunset photos.. no probs.. the sunsets were free anyways..lol

cheers kim

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Veronica Says:

I love my laptop. Even if it’s space bar is now playing up.

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witchypoo Says:

Kim and Veronica You Tazzies rock! Thanks, Kim, for feeding my puzzle addiction, and Veronica, isn’t your machine still under warranty? Get thee to the dealer!

witchypoo Says:

Woobie: If the postage is less than $15, I will eat it.
Cause that’s just the kind of sweetheart I am.
Paypal will convert any currency to USD. Even though I’m Canadian, most of my customers will be paying with USD.

kaylee Says:

ID DIE WITHOUT THIS THING LOL!

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Assburger Boy Says:

Speaking of laptop, I was reading this post in the ferry terminal (There’s a wireless hotspot provided by one of the local ISPs there) on the way to our side of the harbour.
Mom is right, though; we NEED a new router and we need it YESTERDAY.

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teeni Says:

Okay - I know you already answered me but I’m just commenting now. LOL. I think your response above was to Tasha maybe. Computer issues must be really bugging you. :) Hugs to you!

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witchypoo Says:

Teeni My bad, I must have Teeni on the brainie.

Marie Says:

That’s the problem with online gaming, you always have to have the best video card, connection, etc. etc. We’re constantly having to upgrade just so Brad can play his game. Funny thing is my laptop still has a better processor than his desktop. :D
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BlueBella Says:

Eh . . .I don’t think I’m qualified to comment on this post . . .but because witchypoo thought I was cheating on her with another psychic . . thought I’d better get my bippy on over here and show some LOVE! Anywho . .. love you doll!

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Angella Says:

I am no expert on computers (obviously) but hooray for resourcefulness!

And you know I voted for you :)
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Old Knudsen Says:

I have no idea what this post was about but I did mention Lucy in the sky with diamonds on my post on OBB today before I read this, spooky huh?

I thought a router cut wood and when you mention hardware I think nails and screws.

I’m like an Anne Rice vampire that can’t keep up with modern times.

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Lis Says:

This is unrelated to your post. I thought you haven’t been posting for a while. Turns out something’s wrong with your feed in Bloglines (the reader I use) and it hasn’t been updating.

Off to catch up now!

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nan Says:

Gee, I’m out of it for a few days and SO MUCH HAPPENS! Can you recommend a good book on crystal qualities or something for my zany son? He is always trying to explain to people how stones feel different, and has a ROOM FULL of them. “I have a test today, so I have to have this stone in my pocket for concentration”.

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witchypoo Says:

Nan: Why yes, I can! I let go of many of my books before I moved, but kept the definitive one on crystals:
The Crystal Handbook by Kevin Sullivan. It sounds as if your son really doesn’t need it, he understands the stone people on his own. They do feel different, and you can absorb a stone’s qualities just by holding it.

witchypoo Says:

Lis: Can you try again? Please? You should know I update just about every day. I’m chatty like that. If bloglines is being bratty, I have the email subscription option as well.

Ree Says:

I still content that Shortman fried our video card because of WoW. If you have any crystals for keeping machines running - I think you’d sell a fortune!

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witchypoo Says:

Ree: I keep crystals by my own machine, and I very seldom have any kind of issues with it.

Jenny Says:

And then I was thinking “Where exactly would one keep the beautiful crystal?” And look at you, already answered my question. Near the computer. DUH!

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zoe Says:

i have no clue what the hell you just said. geek speak i say!

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witchypoo Says:

Zoe, muh darling BFF:
Never mind the geek talk. He broke his internet thingie. He traded his computer for a laptop.
He made out like a bandit.

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