February 18th, 2009

comebacks to say to another girl you hat: I kind of think if you hat a girl, you would be supplying a service, and therefore should be polite. Or are you having issues with spelling? Google isn’t Twitter, you know.

couldn’t get disk out of vagina: How would you confuse a vagina with a computer? Or is that a typo? And why did that search term bring you here?

my dog has funny looking poop: Should I be happy for you? Or are you looking for medical information?

“first date” slut blog: Okay, I totally cop to this one, since I slept with my husband on our first date.

christy’s vagina: Christy comments here sometimes, but as far as I can tell, her vagina has not.

one of these day you little turds is gon: To what? I really want to know. Should your children be worried?

what kind of doctor checks my butt: That would be a butt doctor. Or, if you want to get fancy, a proctologist.

jc penneys manager is asshole: Could he need a butt doctor?

“imagine you did housework”: I imagine it all the time. Sadly, my powers do not include magical housework. I do bribe Ass Burger Boy to do some things.

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16 Responses to “February Search Terms”

Just Beachy Says:

I think “Imagine You Did Housework” is going to be then name of my next blog.

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Krissa Says:

I really do need to get to the butt doctor to see why my vagina keeps popping out the disc when cleaning up the funny looking dog turds….

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Talina Says:

Disks in vaginas? Hmm, that can’t be good at all. Could be toxic too!

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teeni Says:

LOL! Oooh – you got some really good ones this time! I don’t remember you ever talking about jc penney’s though. ;)

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Nan Says:

My little turds, I mean darlings, often have funny looking poop, and I would like to imagine that my dog would do the housework if I ever went on a slut date…. But I don’t even want to think about a disk in my vagina.

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Angella Says:

I needed this today.

Jess Says:

So when someone is ’stuck in a rut’, does that really mean their disk is skipping?

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Ree Says:

Do you have to use spermicide with that disk?

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zoe Says:

um. wow. i thought getting dog porn searches all the time was bad. i slept with my hubby on the first date too. well actually it wasn’t a date. i got trashed and brought him home from the bar….

Gina Says:

Those are strange search terms, but funny, too.

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Coast Rat Says:

Oh, good grief! Funny!

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Cat Says:

I think I can explain that second search in two words: Valentine’s mishap.

But no worries – I had the camcorder rolling.

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Liddle Sis Says:

LOL ,….oh, I needed that today…too funny!

Old Knudsen Says:

So its ok to have cyber sex with yer computer but stick yer floppy disk into a lass and there is an uproar?

Thanks to this comment you will now have Hot midget donkey sex

on yer searches, yer welcum.

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Theresa Says:

Boobs, vaginas, asses… You dirty blogger you!

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mp Says:

I have NO idea what type of disc you would use for a vagina..hmmm

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