February 9th, 2009

I have a strange family tree, which would explain the strange fruit (me) that it bears.

One oddity is my sister in law twice removed.

Above? First husband and his sister. He was missing his girlfriend, she’s just an all-round pill.

Her brother was my first husband. We divorced.

Once removed.

My brother, Mr. Trick, was her second husband. They divorced.

Twice removed.

That’s how I like her best.

Twice removed.

I prefer the first husband to her.

And that’s my bitchy story for today.

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14 Responses to “Explaining the Family Tree to Hidden Treasure”

Cat Says:

I still get furious just thinking about my ex’s sister. God I hate that cun….stupid girl. At least yours had a cool ‘fro!

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Torch Says:

Humm – I just wondering where that came from – ugly voices from the past haunting you?????

iamthediva Says:

hehehe snort…. that’s cute.

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lceel Says:

Is it just me, or does this post have a slightly familiar ring to it?

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Krissa Says:

Are you giving tutorials in family history for your newly acquired niece?
Heh. Are you scaring her off yet? LOL!

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Hyphen Mama Says:

Mr Trick is Hidden Treasure’s dad? So the sister-in-law twice removed is Hidden Treasure’s step-mother once removed and step-aunt twice removed? hahahaha

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warriorwoman Says:

Oohhhhhhh – you are such a bitch.

:)

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Nan Says:

Riiiiight….

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Ree Says:

It sounds slightly incestuous to me. ;-)

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Talina Says:

Ha, looks like some photos in my family tree album! Love her fro too.

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Old Knudsen Says:

If you pay the money I can remove anyone you want.

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Angella Says:

If my family did not read my site, OH THE STORIES I COULD TELL.

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teeni Says:

So that’s how you get removed? I had no idea about all that stuff. I always hear stories about people being “once” or “twice removed,” and I had no clue what that meant. I’m glad I got removed from my ex’s family. That’s all I have to say about that. So I can appreciate how you like your ex-ex-sister-in-law. Anyway, I think all that was doomed between your families – it was too close to being incest. LOL.