I have a strange family tree, which would explain the strange fruit (me) that it bears.
One oddity is my sister in law twice removed.
Above? First husband and his sister. He was missing his girlfriend, she’s just an all-round pill.
Her brother was my first husband. We divorced.
My brother, Mr. Trick, was her second husband. They divorced.
That’s how I like her best.
I prefer the first husband to her.
And that’s my bitchy story for today.