First, I have to admit, I have had little success in training my offspring.

Husbands, however, can be conditioned to do household tasks as long as they think that sex may be the reward.

Before they become husbands, it is good to share some of your erotic fantasies with them. Mine always involved the object of my desire doing the dishes. Or really, any household chores that I find distasteful.

It’s wonderful to see a happy man, happily doing dishes, thinking how hot he looks. It’s especially endearing to watch him shaking his bootay while doing so. I guess he thinks I need extra enticement, as if doing dishes weren’t enough. Please.

I told him that I would only marry him if he promised to always do the dishes. He was totally down with that. He had visions of an unending boink-a-thon.

What he didn’t realize was that I would have jumped his bones anyway. Because I had needs. Heh.

So, women? Train them early on. You really only have a small window of opportunity.

Sometimes, I’m so evil I skeer muhself.