I know you’re thinking the usual way, and you would be partly right.
As soon as the wedding cleanup was done with, my first husband and I immediately began to receive pressure from his parents to make them grandparents.
We had other concerns, like travel, non-stop sex, and naked housework. You know, things that would make the marriage kind of fun. You’re welcome.
About two years after the ceremony, we were discussing the issue in bed, where all friendly talks are held, IMHO.
We decided that we would discontinue the birth control and see what happened.
The husband removed the birth control dispenser from the nightstand and flung it out the window. All without even getting out of bed. Awesome.
The next day I bought feminine supplies in bulk because they were on sale. Guaranteed to bring on a pregnancy.
They didn’t get used for about 40 weeks.
Later that very same week, I felt something different while performing the marital duties. Something more than the usual “the earth moved”. I just knew that we had conceived Dances With Shrapnel at that very moment. Wasn’t expecting it quite so soon.
I had a repeat of the same feeling when I conceived Ass Burger Boy. Right after going off the birth control. Also? Right after buying feminine supplies in bulk because they were on sale.
For those who are having difficulty conceiving, I’m sorry. For those who puke your guts out, I only barfed once in each pregnancy. I’m a freak of nature.