comebacks to say to another girl you hat: I kind of think if you hat a girl, you would be supplying a service, and therefore should be polite. Or are you having issues with spelling? Google isn’t Twitter, you know.
couldn’t get disk out of vagina: How would you confuse a vagina with a computer? Or is that a typo? And why did that search term bring you here?
my dog has funny looking poop: Should I be happy for you? Or are you looking for medical information?
“first date” slut blog: Okay, I totally cop to this one, since I slept with my husband on our first date.
christy’s vagina: Christy comments here sometimes, but as far as I can tell, her vagina has not.
one of these day you little turds is gon: To what? I really want to know. Should your children be worried?
what kind of doctor checks my butt: That would be a butt doctor. Or, if you want to get fancy, a proctologist.
jc penneys manager is asshole: Could he need a butt doctor?
“imagine you did housework”: I imagine it all the time. Sadly, my powers do not include magical housework. I do bribe Ass Burger Boy to do some things.