I arrived at Skinny Bitch’s house last night, after a long day on the bus. Hate the bus, but we did see a bear eating berries on the way. No pictures. I can’t upload pictures until I get my hands on the correct cable, which would be at home.
She looked so beautiful, about twelve years old. Really. So I immediately asked her if she had any work done on herself.
SB: I swear on my children, NO!
WP: *ahem* You had best be swearing on something that is really important to you.
SB: Okay. I swear on my new curtains that nobody is allowed to touch.
WP: That’s better.
But really? She would totally have told me if she had anything done.
