January 30th, 2009

I had an MSN messenger conversation with one of my nieces, CutiePie, whereby she asked me if I had a man in my life yet.

WP: I’ve decided to sublimate my urges into the consummation of carrot cake.

CP: Not afraid of getting fat?

WP: Welcoming it. Keeps those pesky mens at bay.

CP: You have a point. What are the benefits? (She’s young)

WP: Carrot cake doesn’t leave its dirty drawahs lying on the floor.

CP: (immediately getting it) Carrot cake doesn’t leave the toilet seat up.

WP: Carrot cake doesn’t hog the remote control.

CP: Carrot cake doesn’t fart in bed and pull the covers over your head.

WP: Carrot cake doesn’t find fault with your relatives.

CP: Carrot cake doesn’t cheat on you.

WP: Carrot cake doesn’t expect the world to revolve around it when it’s sick.

CP: Carrot cake doesn’t give you any lip.

WP: You win!

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16 Responses to “Carrot Cake-Better Than Mens?”

warriorwoman Says:

I like the frosting most.

If I smeared it on a man – I could have my cake and eat it too.


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iamthediva Says:

plus, carrotcake is often accompanied by cream cheese icing. that’s a threesome i could involve myself in.

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JennFL Says:

Carrot cake doesn’t make you lay in the wet spot either.

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Nan Says:

AND it doesn’t snore.

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liddle sister Says:

I am finding this hard to dispute….hrmm…your right


You don’t have to make supper for Carrot Cake.

You can’t get knocked up by Carrot Cake.

Carrot cake always smells good

Carrot cake never sleeps

I could go on….

The Over-Thinker Says:

Now, if Carrot-Cake could mow the lawn and kill the spiders, I would marry said cake. I’d also make-out with it for a spell.

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Kelley Says:

But I don’t like carrot cake.

Can I have cheesecake instead?

Andy Bailey Says:

it’s conversations like this that makes me happy I uninstalled all my IM apps :-)
carrot cakes would never make a conversation about carrot cakes important enough to talk about (twice!)


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Linda Says:

All twue cept for wan thang. I fart and wave the covers.

I’m sure he’d trade me in for carrot cake in a New York minute!

Hyphen Mama Says:

Carrot cake knows that if it calls you fat you’ll never in a million years eat it again.

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Ree Says:

Personally, I think you won with this one:

WP: Carrot cake doesn’t expect the world to revolve around it when it’s sick.

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Coast Rat Says:

This is a great post, Witchy! You ladies could go on and on with this; have a “Best 100 Contest” even.

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Krissa Says:

I’m about to go in there and make baklava for a party and am seriously considering carrot cake now….
I love the way it tastes, but who would have thought it was such a savior. ;-)

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Melissa from Pittsburgh Says:

Conclusion = witchypoo & neice are geniuses – nobel prize worthy even.

women are happy, fatter but happy happy happy.

Newspaper headlines sometimes read: Carrot cake stabbed for refusing to take out garbage.

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Old Knudsen Says:

Carrot cake doesn’t lie when its asked does my consumption of excessive carrot cake make me look fat? and I’m no aware of it giving you multiple orgasms. Maybe you just haven’t had the right carrot cake.

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Talina Says:

Damn, I don’t have the stuff to make a freaking carrot cake and now I am craving one badly.

By the way thanks to your food obsessed blog posts I went out and bought twizzlers just to curb the last craving.

Damn, freaking, shit, now I need to make a stinking carrot cake…

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