People asked me what I did yesterday to celebrate my birthday. My older sister woke me up early to wish me Happy Birthday, and we discussed getting together later in the week for a celebratory lunch. Her birthday is a week after mine. Then I went back to sleep.

I woke up to the floors that Ass Burger Boy had mopped for me. Love that. And to the smell of fresh coffee he had made. Also an email from him announcing the money is in the bank. (from a paypal payment)

After trying most of the morning to upload a dubious picture of myself as a wanton wild child, I abandoned my post for a doctor’s appointment.

The doctor had called me in to discuss the status of my prescriptions. I had run out about two weeks before the three month duration had expired. We agreed that this doesn’t constitute drug abuse. As he was looking at my files, he said it must have been a psychic impulse that had him call me in because there had been no word from the surgeon, and he needed to find out why. He’s really a sweetie.

It seems the surgeon had put a low priority code on my file because it didn’t seem alarming to him. Okay, fine, but I won’t be available until after August 18th for appointments. I’m really not in a hurry to have a tube and a camera inserted into my backside.

So I bought myself a package of strawberry twizzlers and decided I wasn’t cooking supper unless I could persuade Ass Burger Boy to run to the store for a frozen pizza. (That’s not really cooking. And I could have filled up on twizzlers.)

We toyed with the idea of seeing a favourite jazz singer of mine perform, but I chose to shed the bra and get back into jammies.

Then the uploads worked, and I posted my post, only to find that Hotfessional had outed my birthday. There are a few anonymous bloggers who know each other’s real identities, and are Facebook friends. Facebook announces your birthday.

So for those who wanted to know about my day. Pretty boring. Store bought pizza, strawberry twizzlers, and red wine. Not like the days when I was the Queen.

And this morning, when I was waking up, I was dreaming about bingo. Maybe it’s a sign that I should go.

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23 Responses to “Boring Birthday”

Kristabella Says:

Pizza, Twizzlers and wine sounds like a perfect birthday to me!

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Melissa from Pittsburgh Says:

I LOVE BORING BIRTHDAYS!!!!! They are the best.

So happy belated.

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Ree Says:

But! You won the book! So send me your real info so I can get it sent to you.

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moo Says:

Sounds like a perfect birthday to me!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Heidi Says:

B-6!

teeni Says:

Cool! You won something and I think Bingo is calling your name - you should definitely go. It will be fun if nothing else. But maybe there is a big old pot of prize money with your name on it there! Goooo! :)
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nan Says:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! hey, i like boring birthdays. life is usually way too exciting. i havent been on facebook for awhile, so i didnt know it was your day. hope the birthday weekend is good! i should really make an effort to use capital letters and stuff, hmm? i will. from now on. i promise.

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Angella Says:

I love me some red twizzlers. Black ones? Are of the devil.

Glad you had a wonderfully boring birthday!

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Mylifeasmomma Says:

Ack! No bingo! That crap sucked up my mother in law years ago and we may never see her again. Hmmm. Wait that isn’t a bad thing.
But you have to stick around! I love me some Witchy blogs!!!

TX Poppet Says:

Happy belated birthday! Mmm, Twizzlers….

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Christy Says:

Are you OK?

Rx’s, surgeons…..yikes!

Do you already know your own outcome? Being a psychic?

Do you want to?

I think I’m addicted to worrying, then finding out (so far, knock wood) that everything is fine.

Of course, the older I get, the more I know everything winds up fine anyway, whether I live or die–but who likes to think that shit?

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Jenny Says:

Mmmmm, I love me some twizzlers!

I won a turkey once at bingo! I was 9.

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The Over-Thinker Says:

Pizza and wine are mighty fine to me, dear Witchy.
And yes, I truly think you should go to Bingo. Just put on a bra or you’ll turn on too many aged men.

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Old Knudsen Says:

What did you expect balloons and male strippers? yeah I know you were hoping.

At least you didn’t have any major disasters as they seem worse on birthdays.

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witchypoo Says:

It was only boring to blog about. It was just about right for me.

Jenn Says:

I think it sounds like a great birthday. I would love to have one like that.

I haven’t BINGO’d in years. I lost my buddy in a divorce, not to mention, I moved. I miss BINGO.

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Loralee Says:

Happy freaking birthday, witchypoo! I think that shedding your bra and donning jammies with Twizzlers is a pretty damn good way to spend the day.

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Talina Says:

Sometimes a quite day is just what you need. I am glad you didn’t cook and that ABB did something sweet for you, you deserve it.

Talinas last blog post..Same ole crap different day.

B'dum B'dum Says:

the best birthday present i ever got was the year my parents forgot and wound up getting me nothing.

why? cos then I got to spend the next 12 months bitching about it.

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Sacred Suzie Says:

I’m sorry to hear that your birthday wasn’t brimming with excitement and fabulous food. There is always bingo, it’s true.

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warriorwoman Says:

Another year older is supposed to be another year wiser.
Me thinks it’s just another year spent in pajamas.
Could life be all that bad?

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Just Beachy Says:

What! You had a Birthday?

Happy Birthday to you…Gosh the things you learn when you actually look at your reader!

Boring and All….Wishing you well this coming year.

Just Beachys last blog post..I Need Change

Jacki Says:

Happy Belated Birthday! You can’t go wrong with twizzlers, pizza and wine. Especially the wine.

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