September 23rd, 2008

My first caller on the psychic hotline was a leetle strange.

Let’s just say he was somewhat “self-absorbed”, in a physical way.

And by that, I mean he wasn’t performing his marital duties. His duties were performed as a onesome.

It’s got me rethinking posting my image on the site. I wondered why so many readers used avatars or icons. The owner of the hotline said it was beneficial to use a real image, that people could relate better to it.

I’m thinking she didn’t have wankers in mind.

And? How smart is it to call a psychic hot line, which is cheaper than the sex lines, and no sex lines show up on your credit card bill?

Anyway, now I have waves of anxiety every time I log in.

And then I think of the financial hole I’m in from the tour, and get more waves of anxiety. I’d be biting my nails if it weren’t so disgusting.

Then, last night, Ass Burger Boy announced that he has given his computer away. I started to cry.

So, posting? Pretty much off my radar right now.

Sorry.

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32 Responses to “Anxiety”

Rose Says:

I used to work the phone line, both the psychic ones AND the phone sex ones. While you occasionally get wankers on the psychic ones, they are few and far between. And the cooks on the phone sex lines make the psychic line people look like ANGELS.

Ulla Says:

My I Ching says something about a blade of grass, when it first pops out of its seed it has to push through rocks and soil before reaching the open sky. “Difficulty at the Beginning” is the name of this hexagram.
By the way, did you have any advice to give Mr. W.? Like send him to a Catholic church for confession, hehe?

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Linda Says:

How disgusting!

And why, oh why did ABB give away his computer? Why?

I’d cry too! I’m crying now! For heavens sake!

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teeni Says:

You are stronger than this! You’ve been through much worse things and you are going to get through this too. I know it’s an uphill battle, but you know, it’s like they say, “the only way is up!” I’m sending good thoughts and energy your way. Hugs to you, Witchypoo!

Memarie Lane Says:

You should post a picture of my grandma.

I’ll bet you can imagine the kind of calls we used to get at the colonic place.

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Jenn FL Says:

ABB gave away his computer! ACK!!

I worked for attorneys and used to get calls like that. I remember the one whack-o who told me the last thing he would do if he got the Cialis boner for 4 hours was call a doctor.

Then he started to sing me the theme song from The Love Boat.

Or the guy who refused to take a seat because, and I quote, “I would much rather stand here and look at your eyes all day.” He was weird, it wasn’t flattering.

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TX Poppet Says:

Sending you peaceful thoughts. Hope your next caller is someone who can really benefit from your reading, someone who will remind you of why you do it.

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lceel Says:

Tell us what we can do to help.

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Jenny Says:

I second the vote to post a picture of ANYBODY’s grandma.

I’m so sorry this is hard right now. I keep wondering why it’s SO HARD for so many people right now. What is the lesson when life says “You must take whatever job will pay the bills”?

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Theresa Says:

ew. My neighbour used to wank in his backyard all the time when I was a little girl. I think that qualifies as sex abuse. I really really HATE wankers.

I hope you don’t get anymore. I shall think wank-free thoughts for you.

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ABB Says:

I thought the neighbor needed to replace his motherboard so i did it. turns out he didn’t need it so I have my computer back. As for the wanker person, I wanted him to suffer for doing that to mom, but in a twist of fate, the creep apologized in a later phone call. Go figure.

mp Says:

GO steal that computer back!!

And ewww..

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just beachy Says:

Okay. you are on a psychic hotline and you have a wanker. Girl, you got to use that to your advantage..Surely, predictions come in all sizes?

Sorry about your financial woes and your computer woes.

ALF Says:

Oh no! That all sounds very stressful – hope things turn around quick!

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warriorwoman Says:

Cum here and whisper in my ear, spank me spank me and charge me lots. I’m a bad boy, yes I am, yes I am….

I want to feel you, I want to make you feel good. I want to come to your house and chase you around naked, I want to be your biggest scariest nightmare, I wanna be your bad baaaaaad boy……….

SEE I COULD DO THIS PSYCHIC HOTLINE THINGIE TOO!!!

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Ree Says:

What TxPoppet said. XXOO

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The Over-Thinker Says:

Man, that’s just not cool. Is there another hot line that would be better to work for? I don’t know much about it, but I’d guess some would have more respectable clientele than another–or maybe I’m way off.

If you get another one like him again, would it be apropos to say, “I sense you have a small penis. I sense your mother and your dog are the only 2 that know it.”??

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Angella Says:

I am so, so sorry. You are nothing but sweetness and don’t deserve anxiety. Sending a hug and a prayer.

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kailani Says:

I just realized how stressful it is to have your talents. You just never know who’s going to be on the other end of that phone!

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oldknudsen Says:

It would have been an easy reading, ” you have all the tools at hand for a satisfying out cum, expect good things soon.”

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Posh Totty Says:

Dont lose heart … I like the advice that the over-thinker left above, I agree totally ;o)

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Jacki Says:

I don’t understand some people. Why would they do that?

I am sorry you can’t post any more. I’ll miss your stories.

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Coast Rat Says:

TxPoppet and Ree have my vote. You deserve so much better, and I pray that tomorrow is much better. {{{{{HUGS}}}}} to you!

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Kelley Says:

He gave his computer away? Wow.

Hugs babe. Sounds like you need em.

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Marie in Maine Says:

:::makes clattering noise::: “Excuse me, Mr. Wanker, I dropped my magnifying glass! Now, go on. Tell me, when was the first time you noticed you had erectile dysfunction? You say you never had ED? Well, I’m sorry to tell you this, but I see nothing but softies in your future. Hello? Hello?”

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Karen Says:

I used to be a telephone operator, and every full moon we got the weirdo’s and sicko’s calling in. There was this one guy who would call all the time and ask us “what color are your panties?” One girl told him, white with brown spots!” hahahah

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Paunchiness Says:

Woah that is a little weird.

I’m not sure if I like the idea of having a photo of myself along with blog entries… I do have a facebook account but I don’t think there are a whole lot of weirdos that are going after 30+ year old dudes.

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Nan Says:

And to add to your worries, my blackberry has decided to crash every time I try to visit your site. I have to take the battery out and everything! Is it me, withchypoo? Don’t worry, I will just have to make more time for the desktop! I missed you these past few days, and I figured something was “up” but good grief, do you really need weirdo wankers in your life?

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Krissa Says:

Well, here I finally come back on the whole electric and cable, (internet), grid and find you have been up to all kinds of things. But, apparently not up to as much as your first caller? I sincerely hope that all subsequent calls were easier to be helpful to.
Hang in there. This too, shall pass.